Versace does diapers. Lindsey Wixon tries to make it work.
Couture Primavera del 2012: pannolino canarino
Portlandia Season Two Curse
Portlandia, so over it? Lost a little of its zshush hasn’t it? I’ll give it a few more episodes before offering a full condemnation. Fickle hipsters may not be so patient. 
Menswear Fall 2012: skins
Balmain
Maison Martin Margiela
Bally
Emporio Armani
Calvin Klein
Ami
Hermès
Bally
Emporio Armani
Couture Printemps 2012: sorbet framboise
Maria Kashleva serves Amy Winehouse (I-Dream-of-Jeannie-edition) in raspberry sorbet for Jean Paul Gaultier.
Anasazi, the sexy bean
Even though my boutique bean obsession reminds me a little of a Portlandia sketch, I still think we should take a moment with these sexy Anasazis.
Quicker cooking than traditional pintos and less gassy too, Anasazis add protein and nutrients to soups, Mexican dishes, and more.
Soak overnight and drain off the water. Add fresh water, bring to a boil, and then reduce to a simmer until tender. Expect Anasazis to plump and pink when cooked. 
Tori & Dean: Stella’s 3
Stella turned three and celebrated with a Hello Kitty-themed bonanza on this penultimate episode of the season. Who is eating all this cake? Seriously, that’s enough cake for 300 people. 
Super mellow as usual, Stella enjoyed rubbing elbows with the offspring of Hollywood’s C-minus-list mom cartel which includes Ali Landry and Denise Richards. 
Dean diddled in the liquid nitrogen. Candy’s bodyguards brought Tori’s old dollhouse in for Stella. 
Dean booked an appearance in Toronto - something having to do with honoring Dads. Marvel at our short collective memories. Not long ago this guy deserted his family to run off with Tori, now he’s leading fatherhood rallies?
Later the whole family took a trip to the top of the CN Tower and Liam got busy licking the glass floor.
Next week for the big finale, Tori gives birth to Hattie. So if this reality show is any indication of actual reality (which of course it isn’t), then basically all the McDermotts did from Tori’s first trimester to her last is throw parties. Somebody has a party planning book to promote. Jeesh. 
Caveat Emptor: RTR Clearance
We’ve discussed the benefits and pitfalls of dealing with Rent the Runway before, but I had a not-so-great experience shopping their clearance sale and wanted to warn you.
Periodically Rent the Runway liquidates their heavily-rented inventory with a clearance sale. The dresses and accessories are previous rentals and clearly show signs of fatigue. In fairness, RTR sort of discloses damages – for example below they indicate the garment has pick/pull flaws, but don’t show the specific item for purchase.
All items are final sale, so you better know your size and be ready to accept whatever arrives. Keep in mind most of these dresses are stretched from the myriad bodies that have inhabited them. Whether you find the savings significant will be a matter of perspective. A Proenza Schouler dress that retails for $1,525 sells for $455 on clearance. But you are still shelling out nearly $500 for a used frock, and not lightly used at that.
The accessories might be a better value if most of them weren’t completely fug. 
My negative experience involved some crazy price fluctuations on a dress. After some back and forth the issue was favorably resolved, but the entire experience left a bad taste in my mouth when it comes to shopping RTR’s clearance. 
menswear fall 2012: overcoat
Gucci
Yup, that’s Adrien Brody for Prada.
Bottega Veneta
Alexander McQueen
Ami
Dior Homme
Andrea Pompilio
Berlutti
Damir Doma
Siri Tollerød for Chanel Couture.