APRIL 2010 HOROSCOPE

ARIES:  Think before you speak or risk humiliation.TAURUS:  Everyone doesn’t have to be just like you. GEMINI:  Make up your mind and stick to it.CANCER:  Stop crying and pull yourself together. LEO:  Don’t be afraid to tell the truth.VIRGO:  Stop worrying so much.LIBRA:  Light a fire under your ass.SCORPIO:   Stop telling everyone else what to do. SAGITTARIUS:  Keep your dick in your pants.CAPRICORN:  Don’t take your crabby-ass mood out on others.AQUARIUS:  Choose your battles wisely.PISCES:  Focus on one thing.