Tracy’s sisters, Amy and Audrey, and their boyfriends arrived at Stamie’s for movie night. Amy still hasn’t accepted Tracy’s relationship and forced an awkward smile as the group discussed the family’s reaction to her fledgling lesbianism. Aggravated Amy began snapping over take-out menus and eventually got up and walked out saying, “You guys can cuddle, go ahead.” 
Later on, Amy indicated that their Mom had been fishing around for information on Stamie. Even though Tracy’s patience has been wearing thin over the last five years, she took her Mother’s interest in Stamie as a promising sign.
The Pottery Barn lesbians, Nik and Jill, began their search for a suitable wedding location. The two made a pact not to argue over the wedding plans which pretty much guaranteed a conflict-riddled process. With two women planning a wedding, who gets the final say on things like location, flowers, and food? Most men don’t give a fuck, so they just smile and nod and try to appease the bride. Two brides creates the potential for double dueling bridezillas with each impending decision. 
The two ventured to a cliff-side mansion in Malibu previewing it as a possible wedding locale. Nik fell in love with the first house they saw and pressured Jill to immediately book it despite the fact it eclipsed their location budget by three times. Jill, ever the pragmatist, wanted to look at other places which resulted in the first breach of the aforementioned no-argument pact.
Mikey should have hooked up with her East Coast counterpart Kelly Cutrone because the turnout for her openhouse for West Coast designers was embarrassing. She drank her shame by busting out mimosas. Mikey kept the party going after that hot mess of an event and took it to an NYC tranny bar in an attempt to redeem the day. 
Mikey proceeded to soak up all the booze in NYC, and therefore didn’t make it back to her hotel until 3:00 am, causing her to miss the entire next morning of her workday. This oversleep constituted a mayjah unprofesh folly on her part, so she sheepishly vowed to rein in her drinking in the future.
During a dinner with her sister, Whitney admitted she learned her pune juggling ways from her father who had an affair on Whitney’s Mom years ago. Having adopted his sexual magnetism, she now resents how this trait has manifested destruction and chaos in her own life.
Tor tried flirting with Scarlett, but was ultimately overpowered by Whitney’s kavorka. She mounted a half-sleeping Whitney, planting a wet smooch on her lips virtually out of nowhere. Tor called Whitney a douche between snogs, and Whitney claimed to like the fact that Tor put her in her place. I must have missed that episode, because I have yet to see Whitney adequately humbled for her duplicitous behavior.