DECEMBER 2010 HOROSCOPE

Sagittarius

Feel a little panicky lately?  Mercury’s in retrograde for the next couple months.  Sucks the planets took a piss on your birthday, but this is your opportunity to get right before the end of the year.  Unfortch, mail, communication, and travel will be all fucked up this month, so don’t be surprised if your birthday gift gets lost in the mail.  Since you value freedom and independence above material things, you’ll get over it, right?  As painful as it might be, you must resolve any lingering 2010 issues.  It would be very unwise to drag any bullshit into the New Year.

Capricorn

Don’t get smug; the planets aren’t doing you any favors this month either.  Get ready for opportunities to either heroically rise to the occasion or choke and shit the bed.  Part of becoming the very best Capricorn you can be is coping with unexpected change in a graceful and magnanimous manner.  In case you are feeling a little insecure, rest assured you’ve got everything it takes to emerge with admiration.

Aquarius

You need to watch your ass at the office holiday party this year because December brings a strong likelihood for interpersonal work conflict.  That is if you don’t catch the flu and miss it all together.  Take special care of your gastro-intestinal track through the end of the year.  This could be a great month for new projects, and after the 7th an interesting time for romance.

Pisces

Lately, have you had to suck up a series of disappointments?  Things will definitely be looking up for you next year if you apply that laser-sharp intuition to your life.  The twelfth month brings career recognition.  Take to the bed for extra rest if the headaches flair up.  That friend you are planning to spend New Year’s with – solidify those plans.  He or she will bring you some much needed energy to close out 2010.

Aries

Good news!  A raise or an aced exam might be in your future before the end of the year.  You deserve it.  You bring a lot to the table intellectually, professionally, and socially.  All around, December should be pretty great for you.  Don’t gloat or forget to appreciate your good fortune.  Find a way to support those around you who are having a tougher time.

Taurus

Lay low in December and observe the chaos, pragmatic Taurus.  November brought quite a bit of interpersonal turmoil and the residual irritation remains.  Never big on fancy New Years plans, you will use the last weeks of the year to wisely plan for the beginning of 2011.  Keep in mind – travel this month could be stressful.

Gemini

Good job busting your ass this summer; you leveraged it to create some good will which resulted in some hard-won career advancement.  The fact that you perform better under stress is a double-edged sword.  Yes, you always manage to pull through, but at what cost to your mental health?  In December, let your partner shine.

Cancer

After a couple of spendy months, you recover financially in December.  You will enjoy a conflict-free stretch in your relationships (which bodes especially well for your holiday plans).  This is the best possible time to initiate a fitness routine.  You will have the extra energy required to see it through.  There is a good chance you could meet someone special around New Years.  Brace yourself for butterflies.

Leo

Delicate, complicated issues in your love life should mellow this month as long as you remain stable and level-headed in your dealings.  Do something really romantic to smooth things over.  Single Leos feel especially creative through the end of the year.  Despite the fatigue, try to workout.

Virgo

Virgos will find December less frustrating than the preceding months.  Financially things look good, but regardless, you’ll finish the year content.  After a pretty rocky year on the relationship front, the efforts you’ve made towards peace are paying off.  Enjoy intense intimacy this month.

Libra

Pending relationship problems get resolved this month, for better or worse.  Don’t stress school exams, but put extra effort into research.  Watch your salt intake.  Problems arise for you if you did not heed previous warnings to rein in spending.

Scorpio

December is all about money for Scorpio.  After a shaky year financially, all that hard work will start to pay off in December and the beginning of next year.  There is mad potential in your new pursuit.  Stay unwaveringly focused on what is important because your schedule is about to become super packed.