Giuliana & Bill: Two in the Gut

Over the last two seasons we’ve watched Bill and Giuliana’s fertility struggles, and something ain’t sittin’ right.  After a recent miscarriage, Giuliana continues to jack her body full of hormones using needles long and short.  Ominously grinning, Bill stabs her in the belly and then attempts to sooth her with his rah-rah football field clichés.  Does anyone think Bill would endure the same risks and abuse to his body if the tables were turned?  Hell Nah.Giuliana, afraid of disappointing Bill, undergoes procedure after invasive fertility procedure even though her body clearly ain’t having it.  She reacted so badly to the last retrieval that she ended up in the hospital with serious complications.  A human child is supposed to spring forth from this madness?Bill distracts himself with his construction projects and speaking engagements, while Giuliana jetsets between L.A. and Chicago in the service of E! News, all with a reality show camera crew following to capture every medical appointment.  Apparently, natural conception is a ludicrous notion.  The two never entertain it as a viable option, probably because intercourse would conflict with their self-important work schedules.Instead of taking two in the gut, Giuliana may wanna consider inserting Bill’s optimistic sports metaphors up his smug, all-American ass.  Review his behavior this season for numerous examples of a very sinister streak lurking beneath his Ralph Lauren veneer.No one begrudges these two a baby.  If 2011 brings them a bundle of joy, I’ll be the first to offer Mazels; however, it’s possible Giuliana’s uterus is sending her a clear message not to procreate with this dick.