Monthly Archives: November 2011

Demeter Clarc Manners Moment: Who the Fuck Asked You?

A few days ago, a person came to an event I was hosting uninvited and as a last minute add on.  Even though space was at capacity at my event, I welcomed this person because we are friendly.  The event went well and afterward I greeted well-wishers and bid them adieu.  When the add-on emerged, her vibe was chilly.  After mumbling some general niceties she threw in some general criticisms too.  While she served up her haterade my mental tickertape read “who the fuck asked you?”Unless a person specifically asks for your opinion, don’t give one.  If someone does ask for your opinion, be honest, but compassionate.  As for critiques, keep ‘em brief, keep it kind, and keep a friend.As someone who serves up unsolicited opinions as a hobby on this site, some of you may find my position a little contradictory (dare I say hypocritical?), but remember attendance here is 100% voluntary.  And if I haven’t told you lately, I’m so grateful for youxoxo DC

Sunday with Joel McHale

A sneak peek of the latest season of Tori & Dean

Surely you’ve seen this?  For those of you who missed it, Dean posted this photo on twitter and then quickly removed it.  I’m sure Tori was mortified with that nursing nipple pepperoni situation.  Whatever it takes to drum up excitement for that new season of Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood though, right?  Also, is that a whitehead on Liam’s chin?  Why do I find that more offensive than the mom titties?  New episodes and DC commentary (for you Michael York) the 29th and thereafter.

Demeter Clarc Manners Moment: shoot the messenger

There is a scene in Unzipped where one of Mizrahi’s minions tentatively approaches him with the latest issue of WWD featuring Gaultier’s collection based on a similar Nanook of the North theme.  Isaac reacts to the catastrophe by venting his frustration on the meek messenger.  “Don’t show these things to me I’ve not been looking at it.  Just don’t show it to me.  You showed it to me.  It’s like you took some evil pleasure in it.”

Mizrahi articulated with flare what most of us scream inside when someone takes the liberty of farting on our day by passing along a hateful criticism traded behind our back.  Best to never repeat something that will hurt someone’s feelings.  The person on the receiving end won’t forget the sting of the news or where it originated.  As a general rule, don’t ever start a sentence with, “Girl you know what she said about you?”On the flipside, don’t talk shit unless you are prepared to say it to the person’s face because TRUST no one will listen to the advice above.  At the first opportunity, the tattler will tattle with delight.

 

Clarisonic Mia: the 4th and final report

After a month of faithful use, my affection for the Clarisonic Mia has only grown.  It is worth a spot on your Kwanzaa/Chanukah/X-mas list this year, especially if you have been struggling with skin flare-ups this fall.Different brands offer different brushes.  I can’t speak to the efficacy of any other model than the Mia.  As far as it is concerned, the device feels substantial and well built.  The charging mechanism is space conscious and travel friendly.  As for Clarisonic’s claim that regular use of the Mia improves the absorption of skin care products?  Without any empirical proof, I concur.  

The Mia turns twice a day face cleaning into a mini-spa experience.  Addictive and effective, after a month with the Mia my face is better for it and yours will be too. 

Hell No SAMCRO

What the fuck is up with Sons of Anarchy?  Last season’s detour to Ireland tried our patience, but the theme this season seems to be beat a bitch down. In the single worst narrative decision in television history, Jax mercilessly bloodied Ima.  With this beating, Sutter killed lady-boners everywhere.  Jax has totally lost his appeal now.  If you think the female constituency doesn’t matter, ask who controls the remote in your house.  Tara’s crippled with a van door smashed hand courtesy of Clay’s ordered hit gone wrong.  Even the usually powerful Gemma survived a flinch-inducing face fisting from her husband.  Hate women much Sutter?  The writers may rationalize the misogyny to seal Clay’s identity as a wife-beating villain unworthy of survival, but who will pull the trigger?  Usually, in these scenarios, the violence against women is used as a justification for vengeance by another man.   You know, some tired white-knight-damsel-in-distress cliché. Has Sutter managed to fully alienate his female audience, or is there still time to repair the damage in the final episodes of the season?

Tuesday’s Tarot

The Ten of Pentacles depicts an affluent family hosting a stately elderly gentleman.  A relative perhaps?  Family matters move to the forefront with this card.  Ten of Pentacles triggers gains in wealth.  Use the extra financial means to create a permanent and stable nest.  This year has brought much upheaval and change.  Now is the time to find a place to call your own.  The Ten of Pentacles is a particularly auspicious card for new businesses.  When reversed, you might get robbed.

iS Clinical Active Serum

In this week’s quest for clearer skin, I bring you iS Clinical Active Serum, a product that – GASP and clutch your anus – actually delivers results. 

iS Clinical Active Serum markets itself as a “multi-purpose formula designed to generate rapid and dramatic improvements in skin quality… diminish the appearance of fine lines, wrinkles, and uneven pigmentation, smooth texture, and is anti-acneic.”  Apart from making up the word “acneic,” the serum more or less keeps its promises.  Made of extracts of sugar cane (glycolic), bilberry (lactic), willow bark (salicylic) , and mushroom (kojic) with a kick of menthol for tingle, not sure exactly what it is about this serum, but I saw dramatic improvements in skin texture after a few uses.  It reduces inflammation, fades healing spots, and brightens overall.  The cooling effect makes me a little nostalgic for Sea Breeze

If you are looking to give iS Clinical Active Serum a try, shop around.  There is a wide variance in pricing across retailers, and it comes in a few different size bottles.  Do your research and you can find a respectable deal.  This effective serum is well worth the splurge.

Sunday with Whoopi Fucking Goldberg