This week on “Tori Spelling’s New Career,” Tori fancied herself a professional party planner. Apparently, publisher Simon & Schuster’s got a rock hard boner for Tori’s party planning book. She beckoned her homoservant James to pull together three fake photoshoot parties for the book, and assigned Dean to organize an actual Ghostbusters-themed 4th birthday for Liam.The subplot this week centered on hiding Tori’s first trimester pregnancy from the outer circle. Intel on Spelling’s womb is apparently so sought after she cannot murmur a word to anyone for fear that her secret would be splashed across the pages of US Weekly without a payday. While she claimed to want to keep the news on lock, her persistence in wearing unnecessarily indicating maternity garb made it seem as though she was both encouraging and enjoying the speculation.The true Tori emerged on set during the photoshoot for her party planning book “Celebratori” (vomit). Someone staged a shot that Tori didn’t care for, and she turned on her best Beverly Hills bitchery to remind the photographer that Mz. Spelling prefers to serve her sparkling water in a pitcher, not a milk jug.The staged spa party was as clichéd and tired as you can imagine. The idea was an inexpensive DIY spa night, but between the flowers, booze, beauty products, and baked goods, it would be cheaper to go to the spa.The second fake party was themed “game night.” Yeah, I know, she’s a ground-breaking party-planning genius. Why hasn’t someone given this girl a book deal?
While shooting the ultra-pivotal dessert table, both the sweets and Tori began to melt in the southern California sun. She and James bickered over details and mistakes. The argument escalated to a full on cake debate and concluded with James storming off in a puff huff.The next day James and Tori kicked around sand and made easy amends in the desert. They exchanged apologies over losing their patience the day prior. Then they set to work on staging a fun but unrealistic “old west party” which culminated in a marshmallow roast.While Tori shot the book, Dean planned Liam’s Ghostbusters party. Of all the parties, Dean’s party for Liam was actually the most creative. He handmade Proton Packs that shot Silly String, and he constructed and painted a haunted house for the kids to enjoy. Where’s Dean’s party planning book?After fussing to the photographer over whether she looked preggers in the photos, Tori divulged to her mother the news of their expanding family. Candy looked surprised, but painted on her best happy face. Tori looked satisfied by her response and the two shared a rarely seen tender mother-daughter moment.Tori wrapped the book shoot with a 70’s Caftan Party complete with fondue. They shot in a house that looked a lot like Aniston’s recently sold overpriced shag pad. Post-shoot, Tori gathered the gang for a toast and shared the news about the latest McDermott. The next morning the parents informed Liam and Stella that soon a new sibling would join them as two of Hollywood’s most exploited children. Mazels all around.