Monthly Archives: December 2013

4 nye NOTCUTES

Patterned TightsPATTERNED TIGHTS

Patterned tights are the cornstarch of accessories – they thicken, and not in a good way.

Black Matte Jersey BORIN ANDREW MARC MATTE JERSEY

The Nineties are well done.  Retire the black matte jersey in exchange for a more modern fabric.

Fugly BootsFUG BOOTS

Look down.  Did your feet help make 2013 the year of the fug boot?  I blame Steve Madden.

SequinsSEQUINED DRESSES OF FUG

 

Sequins are just too obvious and try-hard for NYE unless you are doing some sort of ironic Bob Mackie tribute.

dawlhaus

VINTAGE DOLLHOUSEBradford Doll HouseCHRISTMAS DOLLHOUSEGREEN DOLLHOUSEDOLLHOUSE QUADGORGEOUS DOLLHOUSEDOLLHOUSE GROCERY STOREDOLLHOUSE PENTHOUSE BATHDOLLHOUSE KITCHENMTV DOLLHOUSEKAHLO DOLLHOUSEVINTAGE DUTCH DOLLHOUSEGUITAR DOLLHOUSEROCKETSHIP DOLLHOUSE

This is heinous

KIM KARDASHIAN FUG BIRKIN

Holiday Gorge

IAMBRITNEYJEANGorged on E!’s I am Britney Jean which proved that behind every vacant, lithiumed, bleach-blond, lip syncher is a fleet of overworked, under-appreciated gay men.  Who among her team of handlers approved this popstar propaganda? Britney’s quite clearly not in the building, ya’ll.  Her retrospective should be called Incoherent. TORI AND DEAN CHEATINGWe didn’t know when, but we knew it would inevitably come: the Dean McDermott cheating allegations.  What an unexpected yuletide gossip gift.  Don’t side-eye me.  Two cheaters get together and I’m supposed to feign surprise when one of them cheats?  Bitch please.  I’ll bathe in this told-you-so through the New Year. DOWNTON ABBEY XMAS 2013As for the Downton Abbey Christmas Special, I’m not sure I’m clear on the details of the monarchy-ruining scandal, but the clothes were EVERYTHING. DOWNTON ABBEY XMAS SPECIAL 2013

 

Christmas Wishes for my Bitches

MINE BITCHTHE HOFF XMAS

SLIPKNOT CHRISTMAS

CHRISTMAS COOKIESAUDREY HEPBURNSTUCKMEOW KITTYDORK REINDEER FAMILYELVISBAD DAD XMASHAPPY KIDSHH I PUT HASH IN THE FRUITCAKEMR TINTO THE WOODS

Skin Obsession Acne Stop

DUANE READEKnow what I want when it comes to skin care?  Lasting, meaningful, noticeable results.  Whether it’s age, tolerance, climate, or hormones, my skin just doesn’t respond to most mass-market products anymore.  I need more power.  SKIN OBSESSION ACNE STOPSkin Obsession Acne Stop only has three ingredients: 10% Salicylic acid and 5% Lactic acid in an Ethyl Alcohol base.  Apparently, that’s all we need because this treatment makes things happen.  This supertonic uncovers your freshest skin, fades spots (FOR REAL), melts stubborn black heads, attacks acne, and softens lines.  With much power comes much responsibility, so recognize this toner-style product doesn’t play.  It acts as a mini-peel.  Expect temporary burning, superficial flaking and redness.  It is blindingly strong.  Like if you get it in your eyes, you’ll probably go blind.  Be careful Little Doves.HANDS AND FEETAs an unexpected bonus, Skin Obsession Acne Stop gets at those stubborn rough spots on my feet and my weird elbow patches.  I also paint a layer on the back of my hands because I don’t want to be wearing gloves like Madonna in my 50’s.  The hands and the neck don’t lie!MADONNA GLOVES

pre-fall 2014 / Sharon Wauchob

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Winter Solstice Blessings

SNOWFALLSNOW ART SIMON BECKBLIZZARD

HORSES IN THE SNOWSNOW FORTICE SKATEANIMAL STOCKINGSSNOW BALLET

pre-fall 2014 / Versace

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