Monthly Archives: February 2014

fall 2014 rtw /// Yohji Yamamoto

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fall 2014 rtw /// Gareth Pugh

GARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Daiane Conterato GARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Esther Heesch GARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Harleth Kuusik GARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Manuela Frey GARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Marique Schimmel GARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW SASHA LUSS GARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Sigrid Agren GARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Svetlana ZakharovaGARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Kasia JujeczkaGARETH PUGH FALL 2014 RTW Sigrid Agren 2

shame corner. I sometimes agree with Dr. Laura

DR LAURA LARRY KINGEven though (in my opinion / legal disclaimer) Dr. Laura has behaved as a bigoted hypocrite, occasionally she preaches truth.  If you’ve never listened to Dr. Laura, she’s an ultraconservative radio talk show host with a harshsauce advice delivery system.  Ask your Mom.  She’ll explain.  START LIVING

I admit it.  I agree with Dr. Laura regarding the following three points:

1)  Don’t marry a weak man. 

Weak men = mama’s boys.  Weak men = childishly obsess over internet porn.  Weak men = lie.  Nearly every show, Dr. Laura’s callers illustrate how weak men are the source of innumerable problems.  Weak men don’t get strong.10 STUPID THINGS

2) Don’t marry an addict.

Addicts only care about their addiction.

DIVORCE

3) Stay home with your kid(s) until they go to school.

Controversial, right?  Can we agree that 0-5 years old are hugely formative years for a human being?  Can we agree that children are at their most vulnerable to predators before they can speak or physically defend themselves?  I am not a parent, but if I were and could possibly afford it, I would commit five years to my child to nurture and protect the kid during this crucial developmental period.  Obviously, such a scenario is not financially feasible for every family.  Regardless of income, no one is ever going to love and protect my kid like I would with such unwavering and priceless devotion.  IN PRAISE OF STAY AT HOME MOMS

fall 2014 rtw /// Bottega Veneta

 

BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Ashleigh Good BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW CLUTCH BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Cristina Piccone BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Frances Coombe BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Iesha Hodges BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Irina Liss BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Josephine Le Tutour BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Malaika Firth BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Nika Cole BOTTEGA VENETA FALL 2014 RTW Riley Montana

And my new favorite child is….

FARRAH“How does Mommy look?”

SOPHIA

Preach Sophia!

bottle service at da club

BETA

Last night, I was invited to da club to enjoy the full VIP bottle service experience.  Rolling six deep with a gold digger, a missed-connection, Pippi Longstocking, a purse watcher, a narcoleptic, and an adderall-popping cunt, we were stamped, wristbanded, and escorted past the velvet ropes to the special elevator that took us upstairs where we could gaze down upon the sweaty rolling stink writhing below.  This elitist bullshit is so not my scene.  Other than having a place to sit, I really don’t get bottle service.  Open carafes of juice are a bad idea around drunk people.  Is there an expectation that the six of us finish this bottle of vodka?  I just drank the bottled water because everything else appeared so unsanitary.  The best part of the whole evening was watching the kiddos roll their faces off down below.  I saw a titty come out, and it made my night.  Can we talk about the go-go dancers?  Why do they all still dance like they are juggling a spaceball?  90’s nostalgia?  Give me something new girls.  Give me something more interesting than your lower butt cleavage.  From my vantage point, with rare exception the dudes can’t dance.  The repetitive pounding house beats of the well-known DJ got super fucking old super fucking quick.  Really with the glow sticks?  The main redeeming factor was when the group of handsome gentlemen at the table next to us mistook me as 10 years younger.  I’m sure it was clubby darkness and context, but just let me savor the sad little moment, okay?  Thanks.  BETA A GOGO

fall 2014 rtw /// Emporio Armani

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Com Truise

COM TRUISE MELTCom Truise fucked my face off tonight.  COM TRUISE

fall 2014 rtw /// Burberry Prorsum

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