Scorpio

Happy Birthday Scorpio!  This month you have permission to shop, but pay cash.  Double check your statements because money mix-ups are likely with Mercury in retrograde.  Invitations roll in this month and you are on every guest list.  Lucky Ducky Days fall on the 16th and 23rd. Those Scorpios yearning for a commitment may just get their wish come true this month.  Scorpios waiting for their ships to come in will have to hold out until December.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius must watch the hyperbolic talk this month.  If you can’t deliver it, don’t promise it.  Especially scattered when it comes to times, dates, and appointments, double check your schedule to avoid missing important events.  In November, Sags brings flare to social circles and in turn widen their own.  Get your good underwear out; November looks active in the bedroom.

Capricorn

With Mercury in retrograde this month, Capricorn suffers confusion and misunderstanding.  Confirm and keep accurate records.  Slow the pace a bit this month, and consider if things are headed in the right direction.  Enjoy time with the family and a little nostalgia.  November will be highly social.  For single Capricorns looking for a new romance, this is the time.  Career advancement may be in the painting.

Aquarius

Aquarius risks losing valuables this November, so mind your belongings.  You really can’t afford to replace expensive items this month. To make matters worse, a dispute with a friend has you feeling down and misunderstood.  Thanksgiving will be a big to-do this year which brings added stress and insecurity to the end of the month.  Ultimately, all will go well, and you will be popular and complimented.  Mercury in retrograde causes mix-ups with appointment details; double check your shit.

Pisces

In November, Pisces succeed at work.  This is where you should focus your energy and expect to see the biggest return.  Towards the holiday, expect a flurry of activity.  Save your best outfits for the 16th and 23rd.  Fishies in relationships do well this month, but watch your mouth.  Careless words can’t be retrieved.

Aries

Thanksgiving plans prove extra annoying this year.  Expect bad food, travel delays, and the aftertaste of regret.  At least your wallet looks thick, particularly after the 10th.  Knock out some early holiday shopping.  You’ll have a knack for finding bargains this November.  The first weeks of November, focus on friends and social activities.  Need a favor?  The best time to hit ‘em up is the 2nd or 3rd.

Taurus

November brings misunderstandings to the work place.  Try to stay out of the inter-office drama.  Taurus glows in November with charm and confidence.  Coupled Bulls share romantic cozy evenings.  Those on the prowl have opportunities for sexy times.  Stable finances ease your mind, but careful to avoid delayed payments.  Devote energy to your social life rather than big money or career decisions this month.

Gemini

Take care of yourself this month Gemini.  You are particularly susceptible to a bout of illness in November.  Sleep more, eat better, and skip the late nights of debauchery.  All this hanging at home will have you tempted to commence a new project.  Now is not the time.  Those looking for love may find it this month, including a commitment.  Don’t get too excited about the deal you scored on gifts; you’ll need the extra dough to pay for all those upcoming events.

Cancer

Crabs are on full blast in November which can lead to clumsy accidents.  Think before you leap.  Romance sucks up all the energy in November.  Couples spend ample time together and singles link up with a soul mate.  You’ll know by the instant familiarity.  Build a foundation in November for future recognition at work.  Don’t expect instant results.

Leo

November brings family strife for Leo, so get ready to have it out with your nearest and dearest.  Set aside a reserve for unexpected home repairs that pop up.  Select repairmen carefully.  November is for saving rather than spending.  Curb impulsive purchases.  Expect scheduling confusion in your social life.  Confirm date, time and place before leaving.  Professionally, a raise and promotion are in the stars.  If a raise isn’t in the budget, at least you’ll catch a little shine.

Virgo

Have you been resisting scheduled maintenance on your cars or appliances?  Invest in a check-up or risk pricier repairs in the future.  November serves an energy spike.  Don’t get so worked up into a tizzy that you make dumbass mistakes.  Slow down.  This is a favorable month for family relationships, except for the cloudy communication.  Choose words carefully.  At work, get everything in writing and avoid signing contracts around the 1st and the 20th.

Libra

November’s mellow and enjoyable for Libra, as long as you take care of yourself, including ample rest.  Reserve the end of the month for family, holiday decorating, and planning.  A flurry of communication promotes healthy relationships, but misunderstandings are a possibility too.  Review messages for clarity before sending.  Extra cash tempts you to spend.  Exercise restraint.  When conducting online transactions, leave room for others’ mistakes.