I confess to the grossest habit. I love to burn off my body hair. I know it’s weird. I know it smells. I know it’s potentially dangerous. I’ll burn my arm hair, leg hair, pubes, whatever. I’ve never burned myself badly. It’s not like I flame all the way down to the skin. It thins out the hair without in-growns. Frankly, I’m not sure why singeing hasn’t caught on as a more popular technique. Though apparently it’s a common method of ear hair removal in Turkey?! Even though singeing is totally freaky and disgusting, it satisfies my inner pyro. Don’t judge me; it’s not like I’m collecting farts in jar. Jeez.