Category Archives: FASHION

fall 2014 rtw /// shoes

 

ALTUZARRA BLUE BLACKAltuzarraSTUART WEITZMAN HOLOGRAMStuart WeitzmanPIERRE HARDY BOOTPierre Hardy OSCAR TIYEOscar Tiye DSQUARED SNAKESKIN

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CHARLOTTE OLYMPIA GEISHA

Charlotte OlympiaCASADEI NUDECasadei BRIAN ATWOOD SNAKESKINBrian Atwood BRIAN ATWOOD FRINGEBrian Atwood BOTTEGA VENETA FLAME BOOTIEBottega Veneta

hatespring

POLLENI hate spring because intoxicating clouds of allergens trigger such an overwhelming immune response I feel exhausted all day.  I only nap in the spring.NAP

I hate spring because I never know what to wear.  It’s too early for bare legs and skirts.  Jeans and boots feel too heavy.  I’m too hot.  I’m too cold.  The erratic weather means it’s warm enough for tank tops one day and cold enough for sweaters the next.  Nothing looks or feels quite right.

OLSENS OUTFITSI hate spring because folks get yearning loins and make bad sex decisions.  Don’t get mad at me because you did something grimy.TINDER

I hate spring because Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are fucking gross.CADBURY PEEPSI hate spring because it highlights my need to shed a chunk of winter weight.  CHUBBY BABY

 

Sunday cinematic swim

PIGGY-IN-THE-POOLMiss Piggy ♥ The Great Muppet CaperMELAINA SHAGMelaina ♥ ShagLINDALinda ♥ Fast Times at Ridgemont HighHONEY RYDERHoney Ryder ♥ Dr. No10 JENNYJenny ♥ 10 ADRIENNE THE CRUSHAdrienne ♥ The Crush

fall 2014 rtw /// Givenchy

GIVENCHY FALL 2014 RTW TAYA ERMOSHKINAGIVENCHY FALL 2014 AMANDA WELLSHGIVENCHY FALL 2014 RTW MINA CVETKOVICGIVENCHY FALL 2014 ELODIA PRIETOGIVENCHY FALL 2014 KAMILA HANSEN GIVENCHY FALL 2014 KAREN ELSON GIVENCHY FALL 2014 LEA T GIVENCHY FALL 2014 LIU WENGIVENCHY FALL 2014 TILDA LINDSTAMGIVENCHY FALL 2014 AXEL BOROWSKA GIVENCHY FALL 2014 RTW JAMIE BOCHERT

i’m really sad about L’Wren Scott

LWREN SCOTT SEQUINSLWREN SCOTT SPRING 2014 RTWLWREN SCOTT BLACK GOWNLWREN SCOTT GOLDLWREN SCOTT BEHIND

fall 2014 rtw /// John Galliano

JOHN GALLIANO FALL 2014 RTWJOHN GALLIANO FALL 2014 RTW 1 JOHN GALLIANO FALL 2014 RTW 2 JOHN GALLIANO FALL 2014 RTW 3JOHN GALLIANO FALL 2014 RTW 5 JOHN GALLIANO FALL 2014 RTW 4 JOHN GALLIANO FALL 2014 RTW 6

4 for Friday: shred. smelly. zarinostalgia. porch

SHREDDINGSDespite the fact I possess a doctorate degree, why is it physically impossible for me to empty a shredder without getting shreddings EVERYWHERE?  Every single time.  NO FARTHave you ever farted in your car, exited the car, and come back several hours later to find the fart is still waiting for you?RHNY S1I’m living for old reruns of the RHNY right now.  Those early days were truly the glory years of the franchise – when the most calculated move was renting a yellow Ferrari for summer in the Hamptons. JILL ZARINSometimes when my trash smells rank but the bag isn’t full, I put it on the porch and freeze it overnight.  When I bring it back in, it doesn’t smell anymore. FREEZER FRESH

 

fall 2014 rtw /// Valentino

VALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Harleth KuusikVALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Towa Wahlin VALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Mina CvetkovicVALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Jessica Bergs VALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Maartje Verhoef VALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Nastya Sten VALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Vanessa AxenteVALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Ine Neefs VALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Maartje VerhoefVALENTINO FALL 2014 RTW Ashleigh Good

Do We Like the SJP Shoes?

SJP PROMOI’m sure by now you know Sarah Jessica Parker rolled out an exclusive namesake shoe collection at Nordstrom.  A few of these SJPs make me tingle.  I especially like the Pffeiffer-era-Scarface late 70′s early 80′s disco references, but I could never wear most of these styles.  My feet are wide and ugly.  I accept my shortcomings.  As a gift to all, I choose not to display said shortcomings in strappy footwear.  Conversely, Sarah Jessica Parker has exquisite feet.  Regardless, these retro heels aren’t cheap, and will therefore be knocked off immediately.  Brace yourself for a flood of crappy strappy.SJP SHOESSJP 1SJP SHOES 2SJP 3