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I’m over the moto. I’m not some fracket wearing basic bitch either. Freezing is not chic. I won’t shiver with indignity on festive winter evenings. I conceive cold-weather outfits as a visually complete thought including outerwear. Both oversize and texture remain strong outerwear trends through Pre-Fall 2015, so an investment in a big, chunky, statement-making fake fur would not be a hasty or ill-advised decision. On snowy days, add a top layer of faux fur for an interesting pop of color and dimension. Differentiate yourself from the leather-clad masses with a colorful conversation-starting puff of acrylic. Yes, dudes might accuse you of skinning a Muppet, but I said fake fur was a conversation starter, I didn’t say what kind of conversation. When contemplating a faux fur purchase, avoid cheap imitations attempting to fool for real fur. We don’t like try-hard fakes. Embrace the alien when it comes to faux fur. Your fur shouldn’t look like it came from any living thing on Earth. Think more Fraggle Rock than Arctic Fox. Don’t be afraid to offer your faux fur in unexpected and visually challenging ways. Throw it over a print, layer, treat it like a neutral. Matching is for cowards.
I treated myself to some sexy new Rebecca Minkoff Azuma heels for my moment with Wendy Williams in Vegas. The shoes are gorgeous, but I don’t understand why these high-end shoe designers don’t consider tread. These hot pink beauties are slippery as fuck. With no traction, how does one avoid eating shit in the middle of the Venetian lobby? Slice those bitches up. And I’m not referring to the basic bitches who shared a bottle of body glitter in the elevator. I mean the bottom of those expensive-ass shoes you just purchased. Take a knife or sharp scissors and score several superficial cuts into the sole of the shoe. It’s a runway trick and it works. Nobody looks at the bottom of your shoes anyway. Better to have a scratched sole than a busted ass, you feel me?
Monique Lhuiller. Fall 2015 (above and below)Badgely Mischka. Fall 2015Carolina Herrera. Fall 2015Naeem Khan. Fall 2015Reem Acra. Fall 2015 (above and below)
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