Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science
Necessary materials: white cut-off midriff-bearing sweatshirt, blue briefs, big hair, and major body confidence.
The Pillsbury Doughboy
Necessary Materials: All white clothes, chef’s hat, and zero body confidence.
Ramona Quimby, Age 8
Necessary Materials: sky blue ribbed turtleneck, pageboy haircut, static electricity, and a plucky attitude.
Add two parts Kelly LeBrock (Big Hair + Body Confidence) plus one part Ramona Quimby – see Plucky Attitude, and add striped shorts, a red tank top, and white aerobics sneakers.