Fuck for 100 minutes.
Rearrange furniture for 67 minutes.
Shop if you must: 3 hours, 6 minutes.
Catch up on sleep; 8.5 hours burns approximately 500 calories.
Mop your dirty ass floors for 100 minutes.
Fuck for 100 minutes.
Rearrange furniture for 67 minutes.
Shop if you must: 3 hours, 6 minutes.
Catch up on sleep; 8.5 hours burns approximately 500 calories.
Mop your dirty ass floors for 100 minutes.
Circumstances beyond my control forced me to give up yoga for a little over three months. I’ve recently returned to my mat and can’t believe how much my practice has suffered for the absence.
First I noticed the weakness in my feet. Strong feet are the first to go. Balancing series that were once no problem are now fireleg starters.
The hands, another key foundation, also suffered atrophy. Blame weak hands for slippage during downward facing dog. My core is jello. Tight quads rebel. My stressed muscles have stiffened and weakened all over.
Thankfully the resilient body recovers quickly. Each day I regain a little steadiness. Now I know, the practice won’t wait. There are no breaks. Do yoga everyday and it will improve your life and your body. It may sound like some bougie Jennifer Aniston granola bullshit, but it is 100% true.
Have you been pissy, fat and accident-prone lately? Consider this…
1) Inadequate sleep can make you fat. Studies show that chronic sleep debt is linked to increased appetite and energy expenditure. Some argue that Americans aren’t gluttons, but instead just really, really tired.
2) Sleep deprivation can make you psycho suggest studies from Berkeley and Harvard. Lack of sleep can cause distortions, erratic emotional responses, and unpredictable behavior.
3) The American Academy of Sleep Medicine proved that sleep deprivation makes you sloppy. A person’s driving ability, math aptitude, and general response time significantly diminishes when overtired.
4) Sleep deprivation is torture. At least the Russians, British, and the U.S. have used sleep deprivation as an interrogation technique. While not every country has defined the practice as “torture,” those that have suffered through imposed sleep deprivation describe it as worse than restrictions on food or water.
5) Not sleeping enough can make you vulnerable to illness. Sleep deprivation causes our T-cells to decrease, and inflammatory cytokines to rise. A weaker immune system leaves us open to colds, flu, and a whole lot worse…
Take care of yourself this fall by extending the sleepytimes whenever possible. Bright-eyed bitches wake up less hateful, look better, and conduct themselves more competently. Imagine what a better world this would be if we all had the luxury of a solid nine hours.
Dearest friend and DC fan Annie wrote asking an excellent question which combines two of my favorite topics: cleaning and yoga. Specifically, Annie wants to know how to clean her yoga mat.
Before we get into the how, let’s explore the why. Let me disgust, horrify, and hopefully motivate you. Warts, Athlete’s Foot, Ringworm and Staph are the most common yucky yoga mat squatters. Seriously, you put your face on that mat. Here are some recommendations for getting your saucha on.
The first cleaning choice is somewhat controversial – the washing machine. Some companies market their mats as machine washable, and this is certainly the most low maintenance option. Beware that mats of lesser quality may not stand up to the intensity of this method. Most recommend cold water, however hot water, a little detergent, and a skosh of bleach works best to disinfect and deodorize. Use the gentle cycle. Expect an extremely wet mat that may take a couple days to dry. Keep mat unrolled and in a well-ventilated place.
Rather obvious is the mat wipe down. This should be done at fairly regular intervals even if more vigorous cleaning methods are employed only occasionally. The question then becomes, which cleaning product to use? Having tried everything from Mrs. Meyers, diluted bleach, tea tree oil, Simple Green, and vinegar, rest assured that none of these concoctions are ideal for this specific task.
Recently, I randomly broke out the Scrubbing Bubbles Foaming Bathroom Cleaner and tried it on my mat to surprisingly excellent results. Unlike many other products, Scrubbing Bubbles doesn’t leave a residue, wipes away easily, and the foam reaches every indentation. Saturate mat with spray, allow product to stand for a few minutes and then dry thoroughly with a paper towel. Flip mat over onto a large towel and repeat on the other side. Place near a heating vent to dry completely.
During the winter, if you live in a cold climate, keep your yoga mat in the car. The below zero temperatures kill germs in between uses. Folks generally forget about the power of a deep freeze. This underrated disinfection method works for a variety of hard to clean items.
Also consider using a towel or Yogitoes as a hygienic barrier between you and your mat during your practice. For any kind of heated yoga, many consider Yogitoes an absolute requirement. In general, stay away from the essential oil based cleaners which tend to make mats slick.
Namaste Bitches!
Anyone else feeling mayjah Frankel fatigue? The second season of her reality show, Bethenny Ever After, hasn’t even begun to air. Place of Yes: 10 Rules for Getting Everything You Want Out of Life, Frankel’s life advice manifesto, doesn’t come out until March. Her new skincare line, Honest, ain’t yet available, but already I wish B Frank would be gone.
Pimping on the family platform, Bethenny’s added a number of new endorsement deals to her already crowded stable, including Pampers and British Airways. Do yoga with Bethenny’s workout DVD. If that doesn’t work, rumor has it she has a lingerie and shapewear collection coming soon. Recover from a Skinnygirl hangover with a Skinnygirl cleanse. Wow, who knew our little Bethenny was an authority on virtually everything?
After starting out a Bethenny fan, a meaningful amount of self-reflection was required before I could pinpoint the source of my welling disgust. So here it is. We used to be able to rely on Bethenny to call people on their fake bullshit, and now Bethenny personifies that fake bullshit. Jumping at the opportunity to shill for corporations and leveraging her nascent family to broaden her endorsement appeal demolished her fragile credibility. Is any aspect of her life uncommodified? If Frankel will say anything for a buck, then how are fans to decipher between bought Bethenny and earnest Bethenny? Is it naive to believe there was ever a sincere Bethenny?
With Frankel’s assortment of products, a girl can all but transform herself into Bethenny, but is she the kind of skinny bitch any girl really wants to be?

Desirelessness towards the seen and the unseen gives the consciousness of mastery. This is signified by an indifference to the three attributes, due to knowledge of the Indweller.
Yoga Sutras, 1.15-1.16

These thought-streams are controlled by practice and non-attachment. Practice is the effort to secure steadiness. This practice becomes well-grounded when continued with reverent devotion and without interruption over a long period of time.
Yoga Sutras, 1.12-1.14