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JULY 2012 HOROSCOPES

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012

Cancer

Happy Birthday my little Crabs!  Fun-loving and passionate, you are affectionate and devoted to family and loved ones.  A side effect from that deep well of caring is the tendency to be fairly sensitive and touchy.  When ungrounded, Cancers allow external circumstances and people to influence and affect them.  This summer enjoy opportunities to spend time with a special someone.  When restless, you get reckless.  Your nine lives are running out.  If you continue down a path of irresponsibility, you will pay for it dearly.  With your birthday near, you should know you’re too old to behave so carelessly.  Don’t wish to heed the warning?  What if I told you that the result of your ill-conceived plot harmed someone else?  Would that sway you to think first?  By all means, enjoy the summer Crabs, but do so safely and wisely.

Leo

Lovely Lions, you’re successfully surfing the waves this month, even if you don’t realize it. Anticipating setbacks maintains your realistic expectations, but you’ll be surprised when you notice everything goes swimmingly.  2012 brings major change, some of which Leos have already experienced.  Adopting a new nut-up attitude will help you experience life’s pressures as challenges rather than obstacles.  Keep an easygoing and fun attitude this summer.  You have nothing to worry about that’s worth spoiling the sunshine for.  Happiness and Joy are for you; take them by the hand and play.

Virgo

Virgos get over-credited for their intellect (that’s not to say you aren’t brilliant) and under-credited for their innovation and artistic talent.  You possess a creative soul and lift others with your energetic can-do attitude.  Sophisticated Virgos put their savvy to work for them this month and it pays dividends.  A fortunate break is long overdue for you, so see this strike of luck for what it is – an incredibly blessed opportunity, and let your inner skeptic sit this one out.  July is the time to get laid, so get some energy flowing down south.  All that good sex will give you an undeniable swagger.

Libra

Libras exude tranquility and steadiness which they can use in dealing with whatever challenges that may come their way.  An umbrella in the rain, Libras are considerate, friendly, and able to calm others during confusing and tumultuous times.  For the most part, reason appeals to Libras and they like to be the voice of logic.  However, they will not endanger the peace to force their viewpoint on the group.  You enjoy positions of authority, and lately you’ve been navigating a power grab.  Go for it, but don’t compromise yourself or your best qualities in order to achieve an external measure of success.

 Scorpio

On the 4th of the month, Scorpios sparkle and shine with big energy and a positive mindset.  To wring all the essence out of this upswing, rely on this moment of levity to fully enjoy the pleasures of life. Next week, you will stumble upon a new idea which may mean more money for your career.  Scorpion passion leads to success in everything you plan and execute.  In fact, you are in possession of strength to overcome challenges considered insufferable by people around you.  This July, trust your own intuition over the advice of friends.  Scorpios know they are highly persuasive people who can easily captivate other people with their words and actions. Lead with your admirable qualities.

 Sag

This is a big summer for you Sags as you crest a wave of incomparable energy.  A zesty addition to any group, you lift others with your high spirits and outgoing personality.  Sags trust easily and therefore have a large social circle; use some of that popularity to bring people together this summer.  Rather than dwell on challenges of the past, accept that in some ways life is an ongoing set of challenges.  Adopt a more conquering attitude when overwhelmed.  Summer’s ripe for romance and flings.  Keep it tidy sexually; summer 2012 ain’t the time for an unexpected baby or HPV (even if All Adventurous Women Do…couldn’t resist the Girls reference; if you haven’t watched, you must).

Capricorn

In terms of reliability, nobody beats straight-to-the-point Caps.  You are the Honda Civics of relationships.  A Cap’s way of showing anger in relationships is to flake.  Let me just say from me to you, that’s a punk move Cap!  Passive-aggressive is not a good look, and it isn’t your job to punish people anyway.  You already know you are brilliant, practical, confident, and esteemed, but regular Cap readers know their theme this year is compassion.  How’s that going by the way?  Has a kinder Cap emerged?  On the 30th when someone from your past emerges, try embracing the person with as much warmth as you can muster.

 Aquarius

Even though in most regards you are flexible, Aquarians demand uncompromising honesty in relationships.  Knowing this about yourself, consider if distrust limits your ability to connect more deeply in your primary relationship.  In your gut, you know whether this person has been deceitful and insincere.  Avoid a fight on the 4th and just enjoy the day.  On the third week of the month avoid overspending.  You won’t be satisfied with the splurge.

 Pisces

Generous Pisces, what a good friend and lover you make.  It is easy to see why you are so admired.  On this roller coaster ride of a year, you’ve experienced a number of rises and falls and we are barely halfway through.  Clever Fish are trusted with many responsibilities and don’t like to admit how stressful the workload can be.  A project may not reach completion on time.  This failure to complete infuriates you, but don’t be too harsh on yourself.  Events unfold in ways you can’t control.  Focus on what feels good, like nourishing food, supportive friends, and physical love.  Stay active and positive.

 Aries

Aries experience harmony this summer and even more so as you thin the physical, psychological and relationship clutter that’s been bogging you down.  Some cuts will be harder to make than others, but your sense of what is real and what isn’t has never been sharper.  Rely on it.  Mid-month, Aries experience intense and vivid dreams.  Use them to inspire you in unexpected directions.  Towards the end of the month, avoid getting into petty arguments pertaining to gender roles.  Fail to heed this advice and you are the one who will look like an asshole.

Taurus

Extraordinary is not a word to throw around willy-nilly, but Taurus deserves it because you are not like others.  Stronger, more stubborn, and often more successful, you are very well liked and admired.  Capable Bulls handle in a day what many people struggle to complete in a week.  The hot weather has you looking good and feeling magnetic.  Wear daring outfits just because you can.  The last week of the month is a good time to get away by yourself.  Steer clear of family and friends, especially the 23rd-26th.  A solo camping trip perhaps?

 Gemini

Super intelligent Geminis enjoy instant fame in July.  Your many skills and talents in addition to your considerable charm captivate others.  Now is the time to rebound from past failings and relationship disappointments from the preceding year.  When dealing with others, avoid jumping to conclusions.  Early in the month, apply that genius creativity to problem solving.  Work hard to complete projects and the payoff will be one of the most enjoyable summers of your life.

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June 2012 Horoscope

Friday, June 1st, 2012

Gemini

Happy Birthday Gemini!  Gemini benefits from much energetic momentum in June, making this the time to pursue self-improvement with abandon.  Expansion is your theme over the next twelve months.  Go Big – not only in your actions, but in your perspective and world view.  Abandon the myopia for the panorama.  Gemini gets lucky in June, and you may experience an unexpected windfall.  Embrace adventure and travel, submerge yourself in new experiences, and you will grow.  Venus brings favorable cash flow; just don’t let Jupiter’s energy seduce you in to overspending.  Your best advice and support will come from women this month.  Attached Geminis see an uptick in romance; single twins are especially attractive and may find themselves courting several interesting offers.  Been awhile since you tweaked your appearance?  Now is the time for an upgraded personal image.  Start at the gym.  A geographic move is likely – to a new home or new locale, and you will find the transition physically taxing.  The move is a foundational step in shifting your life path.  The challenges that come with this transition are part releasing old patterns.  Change requires struggle, but ultimately you will be deeply satisfied with your choices.

Cancer

Cancers can’t decide in June and find themselves pulled in a variety of directions by a number of competing interests.  What the fuck do you want Crab?  Well you just aren’t sure.  That doesn’t mean someone else should make the decision.  Already moody, Cancers behave even more mercurially this month.  This is likely to drive everyone around you nuts.  Turn the volume down on the drama and realize other people have shit going on too.  When the temper flares, go to bed.  You need extra rest this month to feel truly restored.  Make psychological and emotional space for others.  Break bad habits and stop making excuses for lousy and destructive behavior.  June is not the time to pursue romance, though you will be tempted to allow dalliances to distract you from what you really need to accomplish.  Consider whether the responsibilities that are being thrust upon you by others are legitimately yours to bear.

Leo

Lovely Leos shine socially this June by enjoying friends, family, and parties.  Not all the parties will be the keg and eightball variety; some events function as important networking opportunities.  Make sure you know the difference between the two.  June brings an emphasis on technology and collaboration for Leos.  Use the energy from these partnerships to push past procrastination.  Keep an easygoing attitude and respond with agility to unexpected influences.  Several new avenues present themselves to Leos in June, and frankly the options are yours for the taking.  Choose a path that propels you forward, but avoid impulsivity.  Rest up and eat well; June brings a number of physical demands that will require your full strength.

 Virgo

Virgos must abandon their unrealistic idealism about their central relationship in June.  Get real and take your partner off the pedestal.  Examine intentions from all sides.  Forcefully defend your power; compromise it for no one.  Virgos fight for recognition this month and are acutely aware of their perceived reputation and image.  Insecurity surfaces when dealing with superiors or officials.  This uncertainty causes discomfort as you are unaccustomed to feeling threatened by much.  You may find yourself behaving inappropriately.  Stay focused on a clear direction to withstand scrutiny.  Remain future-oriented when setting goals.  You cannot change what is done.  Set aside extra funds this month to deal with unexpected vehicle expenses.

 Libra

Even more impatient with the daily grind, Libras feel like hitting the road this month for fun adventure and travel.  A trip provides a valuable change in perspective, so don’t let anyone convince you that a getaway is frivolous.  You benefit from the advice and guidance of a facilitator and also pay it forward by sharing your wisdom with others.  Libras expand academically through education either online or abroad.  This investment enhances your marketability and will benefit you materially.  Now is the time to share your big ideas as others will be open to receiving your novel concepts.  Don’t dampen your creative thinking – your ideas, however unorthodox, have substantial merit.  Dig deep and find the courage to bring your subconscious wish to the forefront.

 Scorpio

Scorpios feel cautious in June and find it necessary to weigh every angle of all the options.  While you are adept at analysis, the tedium of the constant mental chatter is wearing thin.  Ask yourself the hard questions and then make a decision.  Onwards and upwards is the theme of the month.  Scorpios get especially tuned in to the energy of others and it can affect your moods.  Not every burden is yours to carry.  To get along with those you rely on you must compromise.  The success of your partnership depends on it.  Seek confidential advice from experts.  Organize your home, get rid of clutter, and let go of what is not relevant.

Sagittarius

Get in the mix Sag; surround yourself with your favorite people and have a good time.  Host a party and bring the summer to life.  You’ll be pleasantly surprised in all the ways the socializing pays off.  Sags grow closer to family now too.  Some of you may be contemplating an engagement.  As for communication, disagreements arise.  Use them as opportunities to clarify your own ideas.  Get off your ass and take dynamic action toward a fucking direction in life.  Make pivotal decisions about where you are headed and then take decisive action. Find a comfortable place to live between hastiness and procrastination.

 Capricorn

Caps learn useful new skills on their feet in June.  All this training requires immense energy, so you better get your ass in shape.  Much of this month you are mired in detail.  You may be reviewing documents or managing a project.  Through work, a romantic opportunity will arise.  Treat the situation with sensitivity.  In fact, sprinkle a little more compassion throughout all your relationships.  Try to have some fun this summer.  Surround yourself with easy-going folks and relax.

 Aquarius

June is a fun and frivolous time for Aquarius.  You embrace spontaneity and interesting opportunities.  Your vibrant life has everyone talking.  Now is the time to shine.  Glow even brighter in the presence of animals and children.  Bask in your energy and enthusiasm, but remain cautious.  This isn’t the time for big risks.  June will bring a wicked flirtation which only adds fuel to your energetic fire.  Whether you take it further or not, the attention provides a nice little buzz through August.

 Pisces

Pisces feel extra creative and compassionate under Neptune’s influence, but watch your tendency towards escapism.  Social opportunities abound this summer, so take the time to connect with people and make new friends.  This will keep you from isolating.  If you want to spend time alone, do so outside with your hands and feet in the dirt.  Pisces value parental advice and your folks influence your decision-making this summer.  Even with their counsel, you’ll still rely mainly on your gut instinct when navigating the choppy waters.

Aries

Aries find themselves on the go this June with many social opportunities arising through the month.  With the flurry of activity and demands on your time you may feel as overwhelmed as an unmedicated Britney.  Wisely choose where to allot your energy.  Your time is best spent devoted to siblings, your nearest friends, and creative endeavors.  A patient attitude will foster support and encouragement from others and allow you to mend fences in relationships stressed by conflict.  Venus frees up the lines of communication and provides an extra level of persuasiveness for you to tap.  Planetary shifts bring communication and self-expression to the forefront over the next year.  Before you begin a new phase, you must complete your current path.  In relation to health and the daily grind, Aries feel frustrated, taxed and annoyed.  Stagnant energy creates health problems for you.  Keep it moving.

 Taurus

Bulls struggle with feelings of insecurity.  No matter their financial achievement, no amount of money in the bank is ever enough to quell the ever-present anxiety.  During June you’ll focus on attainment, maintenance, and protection of your assets.  You may decide to let some things go.  Make sure what you do acquire is practical.  Rather than fixate on what isn’t, grow something that is tangible.  A garden is a great idea for you to pursue.  Plant in the dirt, cultivate, and harvest.  Recognize you can find security in producing a tangible asset that isn’t cash.  A fantastic nurturer, you may discover an unknown talent for gardening.  Those in partnerships need to find a way to work together with regard to managing wealth; by doing so, both will prosper.  For Taurus the easy part is making money and the harder part is making compromises with another.

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May 2012 Horoscope

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Taurus

Happy Birthday Dear Taurus!  2012 is a year of amazing opportunity and growth for you.  Don’t want to freak you out, but marriage may be on the horizon.  The first few months of the year have been challenging, but after May momentum builds all the way through the end of the year.  Your achievements will be epic.  During the first three weeks of the month Taurus is positively powerful.  Connections with women result in lucrative deals.  Bulls love a bargain, but May ain’t the month, particularly the 2nd.  Money flows all the way through August; just make sure it is flowing in the direction of your bank account and not the other way around.  Prepare for a long, rough relationship run commencing the 15th and running through June.  Settle feuds early this May.  Enjoy feeling admired at an abundance of social opportunities throughout the month.  Fortune favors you on the 7th.  Free yourself from the opinions and expectations of others and express your creativity.

 Gemini

This May Gemini must side aside personal desires and career ambition for the big picture and greater good.  Nourish others now.  The third brings creative thinking and fantastic ideas.  Gemini is prone to escapism; May brings extra temptation in that area.  You may find yourself zoning out.  Keep away from impulsivity on the 4th, but do feel free to go with the flow this month and let go of rigid expectations.  Focus on getting enough sleep.  Just as you care for others, allow yourself to be cared for.  Fresh and long-standing friends pop up throughout May to remind you why you are so lovable.

Cancer

Cancer feels lethargic the 7-8th, but after the 10th your energy will resume.  Pay attention to your dreams on the 21st and you will find that your dreams have a very powerful message for you.  This May, focus on achieving goals you have weighed for some time.  Embrace experimental ideas and unconventional angles.  Relax with romantic entanglements this month as you are likely to come off desperate and needy.  Dithering around, for whatever reason, wastes time.  Keep your feelings to yourself.  Low-key is May’s mantra.  Put your effort towards conveying ideas clearly and succinctly.

Leo

Leo reaps the rewards of past good deeds this May.  In particular, prepare to sparkle on the 16th.  Reputation and public perception influence your desire to make a great impression on a number of important people this May.  Expand your social circle; the planets create a favorable energy for new connections.  Consider hosting a party which brings together new and lasting friends.  Life-changing connections will come of it.  Keep conservative when making financial decisions.  Improve by initiating and sticking with a better diet or exercise program and ensuring that quality substances pass through your body.

Virgo

Little sneaky Virgo needs to lay off the manipulation this month.  Money dominates May, and you try to wring every last drop out of your livelihood.  When it comes to their partners, Virgos hold unrealistic expectations, an almost childlike idealism.  The intentions of someone close to you come under scrutiny.  Harness your own power and see how things shake out before making any big decisions.  Now is the time to shift into long term thinking; details become less significant.  An important woman sets the course this month.  Accept her help.

Libra

If you fuck up really badly on the 2nd, don’t be too hard on yourself.  Ward off carelessness with mindful attention.  Find co-conspirators after the 7th of the month.  Embrace all your beauty on the 12th.  Mid-month Libras tap into their rich, creative side.  Avoid letting May’s erratic mood swings sweep you into overly emotional fits.  Libras dish secrets by way of confidential advice.  Anything you share with or have a joint interest in with another will become a point of emphasis.  Strategize for the future, de-clutter, and organize.

Scorpio

Scorpios wish they could do everything alone, but this May they have a reckoning with reality and realize they need a partner to move forward.  Build intimacy and work together or cut ties and move on.  May requires a number of decisions, negotiation, and cooperation.  Upgrades and home repairs dominate the practical.  Career performance yields financial rewards on the 5th .  Scorpios initiate friends slowly, but then for life.  Watch out for this latest comrade who’s offering the world, but may not be sincere.  Luck favors you on the 26th in financial matters.  Delays plague travel.

Sagittarius

Surprise, surprise, Sags have the travel bug this month.  During the second week of the month you may find the party comes to you.  Work moves to the forefront on the 23rd.  Now is the time to stop procrastinating and escape an isolated home environment.  Self-start and propel yourself towards pivotal action and a clear direction in life.  Career may veer towards entertainment or leisure.  Mundane chores take up a lot of time, and this month is filled with tedious details.  May requires an increased level of commitment in relationships.  Give support and attention to meaningful alliances.  Love up on parents, children, animals, and honeys.

 Capricorn

Funny how subtle shifts at work can bring happiness from misery?  Gloating will land you in trouble; just keep your mouth shut.  Go solo the first week of the month.  Receive dividends on the 19th.  Caps feel unusually easy-going and spontaneous this May.  This lightheartedness garners attention.  Look your best.  This will be a busy month full of hosting, traveling, and paperwork.  Caps‘ unquenched thirst for learning draws you towards a new area of study.  Pursue a trip to deepen your knowledge.

Aquarius

Aquarius opens the month dodging bullets.  If you know what is good for you, avoid the trappings of a dispute with your partner by keeping mum.  Freedom seduces you mid-month and you can’t wait to get the hell out.  The liberation will light you up and you will shine brighter and enjoy yourself more than you have in some time.  You’ll feel a natural tendency to turn inward, focus on family, and protect the home front.  Are you becoming your parent(s)?  Aquarius starts to see major alarming parallels among generations.  Tender feelings bubble up towards family members.

 

Pisces

Work dominates the scene for Pisces this May.  Put all your energy into your profession.  Tune into vivid dreams mid-month and learn how to make them come true towards the 21st.  Rely on strong partners for support after tiring days.  Keep at least one toe out of your escapist bubble of self-delusion.  Contact your sibling.  As for finances, keep discussions practical.  Keep one ear listening for your inner-voice to avoid feeling scattered and anxious this month.  Enjoy a flood of warm social energy that inspires a little redecorating for impromptu entertaining.

 Aries

 

Aries enjoy a busy and social May.  Articulate and persuasive, Rams align a strong team to guide through the practical and material challenges of the month.  As for material well-being, concerns over finances and property move front and center in May.  You’ll spend time maintaining, moving, and protecting your possessions.  Aries must decide what to ditch and what to purchase.   This month weigh financial priorities; focus on ways to develop and improve your lifestyle.  Health matters to Aries in May.  You may find yourself extra interested in supplements and remedies; don’t go overboard.  Expect the travel itch the first nine days of the month.  Go ahead and scratch it with a little holiday.

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April 2012 Horoscope

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

Aries

Happy Birthday Aries!  Powerful influences from Mars, Mercury and Jupiter manifest positive tangible results for all of your hard work during the first quarter of the year.  The stars clear the way for big money and major recognition.  If you are struggling in the red, get ready for your personal Black Friday, one that may exceed your wildest expectations.  While cash might be flowing, interpersonal relationships suffer strain this month.  Prepare for blame, criticism and harsh words.  Opponents instigate battles with sharp barbs.  Truthfully, most Aries won’t have the kind of self- control required to refuse the bait of these ugly interactions.  You are not well-suited to revenge.  If you attempt to go that route, you’ll end up ruining your reputation and looking really gross.  Sever the antagonistic relationship and don’t dwell.  Ultimately, navigate April with confidence; surround yourself with positivity and those who respect your ample talents.

Taurus

Taurus contemplates a career change this month, perhaps one you never considered before.  You feel disillusionment with the career choices you’ve made in the past and want to try find a more spiritually satisfying path.  Financial stability is always on the forefront for Taurus, so don’t assume a job change necessarily = a pay cut.  Begin your exploration by gathering with like-minded individuals, and then get your sox rocked when you stumble upon an authentic romantic connection.  Relax with the constant cynicism; others won’t find it so charming misplaced among the optimism of spring.  Put that energy into making yourself and others comfortable.  Stay away from sleeping pills and other downers.

Gemini

To move forward, Gemini needs to set aside specific time for working goals and thinking quietly alone.  A steady meditation practice will ground you and help alleviate stress.  Avoid self-sabotaging, self-mutilating, and self-critical behavior.  Leave the shit-talking to the gossips – who will be all over you this month with their petty pitchforks.  When an opportunity arises to clear your name – take it.  An increasing level of consciousness begins to subtly shift all your relationships.  Now is the time to live according to your deepest desires.  Pay close attention to how you feed your body.  Curb consumption and waste.  Disregard the skepticism of others; you are absolutely on the right path.

Cancer

This April life deals you a series of events that requires efficiency, organization, and pragmatism.  Cancers find themselves exhausted this month because of an overload of work and family responsibilities.  Your moody nature gets the best of you.  Superiors and co-workers alike annoy you quite a bit this month.  Bite your tongue; the job market ain’t great.  To combat a short fuse, get enough sleep, take your vitamins and exercise to clear the nervous tension.  Watch what you put in your pie hole.  Fail to heed this advice and face major digestive issues which will create a great deal of embarrassment and inconvenience.  Unresolved conflict from March haunts you in April.  Set boundaries and enforce them.

Leo

Leos struggled in March, but April brings brighter days.  Those wallowing in heartbreak will receive encouraging news about a loved one.  Domestically, your relationship coasts along peacefully this spring.  Single Lions keep your eyes peeled for prospects on the 7th and 8th of this month.  All Leos enjoy a hot day on the 10th.  The change in weather inspires you to clean up your messy corners.  Once the space is clean, Leos get inspired to invest in upgraded design features.  This month, embrace optimism, ignore haters, and free yourself from negative self-talk.  Attend yoga religiously.

 Virgo

April is all work, no play, Virgo.  You are well aware of this heap of chores piled in front of you.  There are no short-cuts, you’ll just have to take it one task at a time until you finally get to the bottom and remember the color of your desk.  Prepare to stay late and work weekends to meet deadlines.  Don’t expect a bonus or a raise for all of the extra work, but do consider the effort part of ensuring job security.  Higher-ups won’t forget your selflessness and all this work is going to pay off later in the year as a promotion or wonderful new job.  To relax, enjoy spending time with animals.  Stay strong and patient this April; 2012 will get better and easier.

 Libra

Libras get super nostalgic this month, believing there was a time when things were better.  Whether they were or weren’t rosier, you can’t relive the past, so enjoy a dip in the memory pond and try not to get too melancholy.  Go through old boxes of toys and photos, watch movies from your childhood, and eat foods your Mom made.  Look up some old friends and book a ticket if you must, just don’t expect everything to feel as you remember it once did.  Our minds have a way of sweetening memories for our own protection.  In keeping with this theme, aesthetically Libras focus on antiques and vintage.  Deal with people in a formal and polite manner. Consider not answering your phone beyond a certain hour of the night.  Use April to make or break your relationship.  Pondering divorce?  File.

Scorpio

Scorpios get serious in April, money moves forefront and now is the time to decide how you will invest in your future.  Once you choose, you will begin to pursue your goals with ruthless ambition.  It’s about time.  Direct power effectively, and continue to learn and study.  To get connected to the appropriate circles, you’ll have to abandon your party of one mentality and attend social events and dinner parties.  The effort will be returned in useful contacts.  Doors will swing open for you and your job opportunities will multiply.  Scorpios regain power this month.  You are sick of all the bitching and moaning and distance yourself from whiners.  Have you finally realized you can and should enjoy yourself?

 Sagittarius

That luck Sags have come to rely on runs out this April and you are tested by a string of unfortunate events.  For example, if you’ve been slacking at work, it will catch up with you this month.  Expect an audit or performance review.  Get your shit together, and don’t assume you can wing it.  Furthermore, your judgment is particularly skewed by emotions now.  Financial extravagance of months past also comes back to haunt you in April.  Many of you will need to tighten your belt to make it through the month.  Techy Sags find themselves in the midst of an overhaul of antiquated systems.  Frustration is a major player.

 Capricorn

Capricorn’s key word is ambition this April.  In your head you fantasize and strategize on how to make millions and rise to the best of your potential.  Methods of self-improvement will be of great interest.  Thank Mars for a little extra stamina this month; put the added boost towards a sweaty workout.  Use your organizational skills to bring important projects into fruition.  Caps love to be the boss, and your team will rely on you to make them look good.  Obtaining meaningful results on this job will reap public recognition or a big financial reward in the near future.

 Aquarius

Aquarius suffers a drama-filled personal life in April.  While you aren’t directly the source of the turmoil, some one near and dear will start acting out in a way that is very self-destructive and you’ll make it your business to intercede.  This person constantly criticizes and undermines your self-esteem with negative comments.  Aquarius is relieved to learn the constant shit-talking is the result of an addiction, mental illness, or physical illness.  You will feel less supported by those you’ve come to rely on at work.  Jealousy and gossip sway public opinion.  Confront the murmurs head-on by asking what folks are saying about you.  Even though professionally Aquarians are on the rise, many feel like telling their boss to suck their collective balls this month.  Even though the job market is shit, you’ll be fine if you quit.

 Pisces

Smarty Pisces get so lofty this April that they start to lose their audience.  Simplify the delivery and remain patient.  Don’t force your ideas.  When the time is right people will understand.  Your visionary genius comes in handy in working on an important project all month.  Pisces‘ myopic focus alienates loved ones.  Even though you’re sleepwalking through much of April, carve out some time for your closest people.  Resolve any unpaid debts.  Single Pisces make a platonic connection that ripens into romance in the coming year.  Attached Pisces jump double-dutch trying to keep their mates happy.  Try not to fuck it up.  Gifts are not the answer.

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March 2012 Horoscopes

Thursday, March 1st, 2012

Pisces

Happy Birthday little fishies!  I have a special fondness for you.  Pisces usher in the last painful days of winter.  The time of Pisces ends with the vernal equinox and the dawn of spring.  Expect to walk a path that follows the trajectory of your sign in March.  A period of darkness comes before the light shines.  These dark days feel interminable.  Find a few highlights to look forward to this month, like a festival or concert.  Now more than ever you are focused on the future and what it has in store for you.  Continue to craft your destiny.  Fortify your current ideals and discard the flimsy, unsubstantiated leanings of the past.  Pisces must persevere to thrive.  Rewards are sure to follow.

Aries 

Over the past few months, circumstances and energy funneled to place Aries in a leadership position.  From this vortex you feel good, and this boost has increased productivity and ultimately heightened your desire for success.  Keep your ego and character in check.  Success and integrity are not mutually exclusive – quite the contrary.  Continue to take the lead, make mindful decisions, and gain esteem through your efforts.

Taurus

Bulls find themselves paired with Libras this month in a situation where you work together.  Even though you can be hard to get along with, Libras typically aren’t, so this may be the beginning of a beautiful working relationship between the two of you.  A less literal interpretation of the stars means Taurus must find balance in March, particularly in the areas of daily life, health and environment.  Taurus feels the full Moon this month and it inspires a change in dreams, hopes, and goals.  Even though you are not always a fan of change, soldier forward.

Gemini

In March, Geminis must speak their truth.  What do you need?  What do you want?  What do you know is true?  Share your wisdom and unapologetically state your point of view.  Rather than turning folks off, you will ease their insecurities.  Gemini’s natural problem-solving skills come in handy for those who receive the benefit of your company this month.  Share your bounty of intelligence.  Be especially careful not to overlook anyone.

Cancer

Crabs experience an influx of creativity in March and for several months after.  Working with family enhances and supports this surge.  Over the last month, outside influences have caused a shift.  Life has demanded that you recalibrate and reprioritize.  Cope with these new demands by preparing and maintaining a balanced and beautiful home.

Leo

In March, Leos ponder an investment, possibly in real estate.  Could this be the means to ensuring your future?  Could this opportunity free you to pursue your creative interests while securing lasting wealth?  Evaluate the deal carefully.  It may feel well outside your comfort zone.  Long-buried family secrets shake up trauma at home.  Maintain your guard and steer the family towards the clear.

Virgo

March brings a mess of chaos to Virgo’s life over the next month.  If you have heeded the advice provided over the last few months, your careful handling of financial resources is about to save your ass.  Good looking out.  Expect an unforeseen overabundance, extra cash in the drawer, an extra deposit, something of that nature.  This extra is a result of a secret, a secret that should be kept hidden.  Proceed carefully and with complete discretion.  Plan a trip to visit far-flung family for later this summer.

Libra

Libras may just have to swallow their pride and ask for help this month.  Some require financial need, others need emotional support.  Friends and family make themselves available, just be sure to lean on someone you trust.  As you receive gifts from once source, find a way to pay it forward to someone else in your life that desperately needs an upgrade.  Through your Librian influence you make people, things, and places more attractive and valuable.  Don’t let technological glitches twist your panties.

Scorpio

One of your worst qualities Scorpio is that you suck at taking criticism.  Like right now, you are bristling at that tiny disparagement.  When you overcome the kryptonite power of other people’s judgments, you will ascend to your highest self.  This month will be an excellent test.  A barrage of opinions will come your way like a season of harsh and unrelenting winds whipping at your face.  Scorpios hear every opposing opinion as a challenge.  Keep big picture plans to yourself.  Check in on old friends, and clean up any messes you’ve left behind.  Resolving past conflicts with integrity paves the path for a pure and clean future.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius experiences an unusual sense of self-limitation this month.  Usually free and confident, a cloud of self-doubt settles over Sags in March.  Are you hyper-focused on your own personal problems?  If you find yourself stuck in a negative mind-loop, hop the wheel and flee the scene.  Get sucked into all that noise and March will slip through your fingers as you piss it away wallowing.  Replace hateful thoughts with prayers and meditation.  Think about someone or something other than yourself.

Capricorn

After last month’s bitter disappointment, Caps take their dashed hopes and find new friends and expand their social circle.  A fascination with a new hobby or interests helps bring a new community into the mix.  This is an exciting opportunity to begin anew.  Amidst all these new social connections, don’t fail your current friends.  Relationship garden beds need tending; don’t let yours overrun with weeds.

Aquarius

Quite a bit of shine comes your way this month Aquarius.  Can you receive the glory with grace, or will you seek refuge from the glare of the spotlight?  Influential people take interest in you.  This is an opportunity for you to leave a major impression.  Enjoy honor and praise, and contemplate the possibility of professional advancement.  Whether plugged into the machine or making your way more independently, in March apply tactics for growth and personal satisfaction.

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February 2012 Horoscopes

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Aquarius

Happy Birthday Aquarius!  Neptune enters the scene this month for Aquarius, leaving you cloudy, burry, and seeing life through a Vaseline-coated lens.  This is not the month for communication, big decisions, or executing plans.  Seek a second opinion from a trusted expert if you must move ahead with major moments in February.  This phase of lapsed judgment will pass as the stars change, so don’t panic.  Stick to habits, routines, and grounding activities.  Your greatest moments of clarity will come from artistic expression, so put energy towards painting, sewing, dancing, or whatever your form of creativity.  The theme of your romantic life this month should be STFU.  Don’t whine and keep your feelings to yourself.  You will save yourself from a mountain full of unnecessary drama, and others will not only notice, but admire your silent suffering.

Pisces

Pisces turn inward this February and regroup with periods of peaceful isolation.  To move forward, Pisces must formulate a plan without distraction.  Money has never been of greater concern, and financial strategy becomes an essential part of charting the course ahead.  Get ultra organized, follow a schedule, and handle your bizness.  As you well know, time is passing quickly.  Do not let it pass you by.  As for love, inhibitions leave you uncommunicative, and you rightly sense a general lack of receptivity to your ideas.  If relations become too strained, take a break.

Aries

The theme for Aries in February is caretaking.  Take care of yourself, family, friends and animals.  Clean the house.  Bake a muffin.  Make others feel loved and important.  Push through daily goals.  Receive acknowledgments, praise, and recognition with tact.  In intimate relations, frustrated desires and obstacles trigger anger resulting in rash behavior and ultimately regret.  Control that fiery temper in the face of unavoidable conflict and confrontation.

Taurus

Taurus splits energy between two areas this February: spirituality and law.  First, the strictures and confines of traditional religion comfort Taurus, and now more than ever you may feel drawn to worship in the traditional sense.  Feel no shame in exploring this path further.  Legal matters take practical precedence.  Document drafting, financial planning, and future predictions mix together to make or break the venture.  Provide authentic and accurate information.

Gemini

Geminis always feel a bit put upon, like no one appreciates their gifts.  Give the constant quest for recognition a rest, and turn your energy towards your financial resources.  Are you allocating them wisely?  Tend to debts and everything you and your partner hold in common.  Speaking of partners, perplexing relationship issues seem clear to you now.  Geminis begin to understand their part and the part their honeys play in relationship breakdowns.  Patience, compassion, and kindness smooth rough patches.

Cancer

February continues a theme of balance and stability which extends throughout 2012.  To really feel heard, you need to share your troubles with those around you.  The wise advice of your confidants proves especially helpful and soothing.  Listen to your intuition and avoid involvements that feel uncomfortable.  This time you’ll get a second bite at the apple.  When on a pessimistic jag, Cancers can get a little me-against-the-world.  Don’t give into that self-pitying tendency.  Indulge it, and you’ll end up feeling overwhelmed and pressured.

Leo

Leos must balance practicality against romanticism and provide a generous allotment of time for both.  Professionally, get organized and maximize your contribution by remaining orderly and efficient.  Make deliberate and mindful decisions.  This is not the month to play therapist with troubled co-workers.  At most, help colleagues with new methods.  Play with puppies, ride horses, and walk the dog.  Now is the time for the joy of animals.  Leos fan the flames of romance this Valentine’s Day, and your effort is noticed and appreciated by the recipient of all your good woo.  Leos relax competitiveness, work to please and create harmony.  Someone will try and seduce you; only you can decide if you want to fuck.

Virgo

Spend energy showing others how much you care this February Virgo.  Repair any frayed relationship edges.  Put your own concerns aside and offer others sustenance and praise. You will receive great blessings for your generosity.  Unfortunately this February won’t be particularly romantic.  Discord plagues personal relationships.  Finding meaningful emotional connections proves challenging this month.  This fleeting phase will pass, so don’t overreact.  Closeness resumes between you and your partner as the stars change.  Allow this energy to pass without forcing any issues and all will return to normal soon.

Libra

Libras need to tie up loose ends in February.  Envision the end result and then consider how to methodically implement order and complete the unfinished.  Picturing goals accomplished conjures magic that will help Libras spin action into manifestation.  Remain patient.  Use talents for the benefit of others.  You will shine brightest when you share your resources.  Appreciation and positivity follows.  A beneficial opportunity may arise from an opportunity or contact.

Scorpio

Scorpios look to find their highest purpose and means of serving this year.  You must communicate values, ideals, and beliefs to shape your destiny.  Chat with neighbors, reach out to family, and keep the lines of communication open.  Honor responsibilities and commitments.  So few folks are reliable; take pride in your dependability.  Now more than ever, Scorpios crave love, affection, beauty and pleasure.  Impulse control might be a problem for Scorpios who haven’t learned to manage their baser instincts.  Lingering unhappiness in a close relationship surfaces now.  Discuss your concerns, make an effort and see what happens.  Short trips provide beneficial insights.

Sagittarius

Ambition surges through Sags in February.  This is a time to define and determine your values.  Give thoughtfully.  Surprise your loved ones with unexpected tokens of affection. These small gestures create indelible memories for the recipients.  Sags reap rewards when they let go of expectation.  Extra charming, your flirting boosts the confidence of those around you.  Those in your circle perceive you as loving, affectionate, and aware of their needs and feelings.  Because of your strong relationships, others are willing to help and cooperate with your trajectory.

Capricorn

Capricorns focus on health and creating a lifestyle which supports wellness.  With this new regimen of self-care, you will take on a new glow and even the Sun will shine a little brighter. Capricorns spin self-esteem out of accomplishment.  The New Moon brings old conflicts.  The easiest solution is to flee the scene.  Strange, cryptic, or unsettling moments are actually disguised compliments.  Unexpected friendly messages arrive from unlikely sources.  While you may not understand, listen.  Use honesty and share.  Avoid assumptions.

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JANUARY 2012 HOROSCOPE

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

 

Capricorn

Happy Birthday Capricorn!  Mature, intelligent, and in possession of a great number of esteemed qualities, Capricorns portray themselves honorably and conduct themselves with practicality and patience.  Caps can be blunt and straight to the point which can be off-putting to bullshitters.  Even though you can be serious, your dry sense of humor and keen insights make you a valuable addition to any social circle.  2012 will be a major year for you Capricorn.  While others chase their tails in the tizzy of the New Year, ambition and focus help you forge ahead with confidence and intense purpose.  After much struggle, 2012 will be a year of achievement, advantage, and ultimately success.  Interpersonally, recognize the changes that must take place before you can move past heavy regrets from the past.  Once you do begin to change, the emotions will pass.

Aquarius

Aquarius kicks of the new year with a flurry of social activities involving friends and groups.  Brainy and inquisitive, you’ll discover an avenue that allows you to express yourself.  You’ll explore ideas this year which outsiders perceive as typically uncharacteristic.  This deviation from expectation challenges others, so don’t be surprised if tension surfaces in relationships.  This time it is them, not you, so don’t let their conformity get you down – as if you would.  Now is the time to lead, not follow.

Pisces

Pisces feel overwhelmed by work at the start of the year.  Make lists and knock out responsibilities and obligations in an orderly fashion.  All the hard work pays off and recognition and praise are forecasted in the coming months.  With all this professional momentum, take pause and consider if this is really the direction you want to go.  It is never too late to re-chart the course.  Relationships aren’t the priority this month, which could become a problem for needy partners.  Find small ways to make your nearest and dearest feel special.

Aries

Aries becomes uncharacteristically philosophical in January.  The New Year triggers existential angst and has you reading into every little thing.  Aries navel-gaze in January.  Whatever, just don’t start dressing like a hipster and telling me how great Zooey Deschanel is.  You’re in the mood for London.  Try to get there.  Discover new music and ideas.  Let it fill out your understanding of the world and the big picture of your life.

Taurus

Taurus is back in the game this month and ready to fight for a power position on the path to success.  Don’t be surprised by opposition to your ascent.  In January, others will try to capitalize on your mistakes.   Don’t stoop to the level of petty haters.  Rise above whenever possible; seek reinforcement from higher-ups if necessary.  Your knee-jerk reaction is to take a defensive position.  Choose another strategy this time.

Gemini

Geminis are a little off this month.  You’ll feel disconnected, isolated and distanced from your friends and family.  This dip is just part of the natural cycle for you during this time; don’t read too much into it.  Balance, particularly managing demands on your time, continues to be an issue.  Bring awareness to how you spend your time and energy.  Schedule time for self-care and relaxation.  Be especially kind and patient with yourself.

Cancer

January isn’t going to be the most intellectually satisfying for Crabs.  In fact, you will neither retain nor understand much of what you try to learn.  Your time is better spent exercising and getting your body into shape.  Find a method of exercise you love, so it doesn’t feel like work.  Keep an eye on papers and protect personal information.  Have fun with friends and enjoy a new look for the New Year.

Leo

January is all about shining your artistic and creative heart, Leos.  Your glow will attract others and bring a new energy to your personality.  A new year requires an update to wardrobe and hair.  Keep it fresh kid.  Why?  Because you are on everyone’s invite list and you will be the belle of the ball.  January has you feeling especially nostalgic.  Find comfort by going through old objects and pictures that take you back to childhood.  Listen to the oldies.  By walking through some of the memories you will reach greater forgiveness and understanding.

Virgo

During the first week of the year listen to your love.  Your sweetie hands you some pretty incredible inspiration.  While implementing action at work, beware of the unconscious motivations of others.  With regard to office gossip, don’t believe everything you hear.  Virgos value logic, but the lingering question that haunts you requires an intuitive rather than intellectual answer.

Libra

Rolling in the New Year with low energy, Libras don’t have much to give this January.  Most of your conversations will occur in snippets this month.  You’ll take in information here and there, but there won’t be much in the way of meaningful communication.  After burning a few bridges lately, your social life looks sparse.  Every handful of years, you abandon one group of friends for another.  How has your fear of conflict kept you in this holding pattern?

Scorpio

Scorpios are ready for 2012 after a difficult 2011.  Ring in the New Year by entertaining and organizing fun outings with friends.  Enjoy affection and love from your nearest and dearest.  This month brings increased security which provides Scorpios a welcome opportunity to relax.  You and your sweetie pal around in January.  The sense of camaraderie makes for fun times and will make for great memories.  Grow the friendship and grow the love.

Sagittarius

Sags embrace the nascent spirit of the New Year and consider what possibilities lurk on the horizon.  Spruce up your look.  Get a facial.  Whiten the teeth.  Restore that Sag swagger.  A little superficial, you can get all twisted by the physical change.  Don’t forget what is essential and important to you.  It is fantastic to feel a renewed sense of self-worth, just remember to stay rooted and humble.

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DECEMBER 2011 HOROSCOPES

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Sagittarius

Happy Birthday Sagittarius!  A mutable sign associated with fire and Jupiter, you are easy-going and popular. Usually extroverted, Sags suffer compromised communication in December.  Overreacting to the frustration has you feeling misunderstood, impotent, and lost.  Rather than acting out against yourself or others, find a nonverbal means of expression.  Play music, create art, dance, get primal, and take a break from your over-articulated life.  Now is a perfect time for a mountain retreat.  Take to the hills.

Capricorn

Caps must get disciplined about spending to hang on to that nest egg.  Take care to monitor income and expenses.  Set a quarter of your earnings aside for conservative investing.  Keep some cash in fire-proof hideaway stashes at home.  Caps move at a snail’s pace when it comes to romance.  Recent limp overtures aren’t going to cut it.  Nut up and go big or don’t bother.  A quality companion won’t respond to half-assed attempts at woo.  Decide who and what you want and then relentlessly pursue your desire.  No one will be able to refuse you.

Aquarius

Have you gotten a little antiquated with your style, swagger, and outlook?  Shake up the presentation in December and create a new conversation.  Rethink attitudes about money and potential avenues for earning.  December brings fresh energy in the areas of home, work, and friends.  Expect changes, friction, and possible fall-out, but also a new tone for the new year.

Pisces

Congratulations Pisces for defining yourself by your true gifts.  When you know your worth, you know your power.  This is an important, strong and decisive phase for Pisces.  The future shows significant promise.  Don’t get bogged down with minutia and petty tasks.  Indulge in writing, communicating, and reordering.  Always a devoted friend, baked goods are always appreciated.

Aries

December is a major month for Aries with planetary play between Venus, Mars, and Jupiter.  An active social calendar presents many opportunities to meet a potential new paramour.  Don’t blow nascent relationship potential with attention-seeking theatrics.  An adventurous and courageous spirit leads you through uncharted waters this December.  You have always been an aggressive risk taker.  This month that spirit may just pay off financially.

Taurus

Spendy December makes Taurus anxious, but it is in your nature to plan ahead and prepare for extremes.  Try not to fixate on finances, but enjoy the celebration of the season and take the necessary costs in stride.  Make a list of items you actually want this year rather than pretending as if any old thing will do.  You like the finest, so don’t be too bashful to ask for it.  Follow through on your plans for giving.  The generosity will come back around to shine on you.

Gemini

Since folks respect your opinion, select your words carefully and speak without exaggeration.  Geminis are at their best when you synthesize your self-expression with your actions.  If you say it, mean it.  If you mean it, do it.  Don’t impose your opinions, moods, or ill-energy on others.  Learn to control yourself and reset when things begin to spiral.  In most circumstances you give good counsel, so contemplate your own motivations and proceed accordingly.

Cancer

The Crabs professional circle accelerates success and prestige at work this month.  Maintain a cooperative attitude and enjoy a shower of admiration, praise and prestige.  Scramble your way to the top on the heads and hearts of others and you might receive hollow success, but not true respect or recognition from your peers.  To tap into your true creative talent, activate your heart.

Leo

This December Leos get wooed by higher-ups for professional advancement.  Usually comfortable in the spotlight, even you can admit some of this attention might be exaggerated.  Skirt the temptation to take undeserved credited.  Look your best.  Act humble and kind.  Don’t let your ego make decisions.

Virgo

Over the past several months, the Virgo trajectory has bent towards cultivating leadership.  Rather than trying to aggressively over-assert yourself, carve out a clear identity from which your personal power can emerge.  Since we are judged from the outside in, now is the time to take a deep look at yourself, beginning with your appearance.  A facial, a pedicure, a haircut; throw some resources at updating and refining your grooming.  After a good polish, look inward and ask whether you are emotionally and spiritually fulfilled.  Move towards a more well-rounded life.

Libra

Enough is enough with the dithering Libras.  December is the month to pursue future goals.  Consider your professional contacts and foster, expand, eliminate, and start anew if needed.  Libras work well on a team, and this isn’t the time to pursue independent professional projects.  Love it up with your special someone this winter.  Find a sweater and settle in for cocoa and a cuddle.

Scorpio

Scorpios waste energy on distant dreams and desires.  All this yearning and longing is unattractive to others who see you as always fixated on a never-arriving future.  Rather than worry about the far off, get pragmatic and go home and clean your house.  Scorpios function best when they minimize complication and clutter.  2011 has been a core-shaking year and what once seemed like cement has now crumbled away like sand.  Find a contemplative activity.

 

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NOVEMBER 2011 HOROSCOPES

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Scorpio

Happy Birthday Scorpio!  This month you have permission to shop, but pay cash.  Double check your statements because money mix-ups are likely with Mercury in retrograde.  Invitations roll in this month and you are on every guest list.  Lucky Ducky Days fall on the 16th and 23rd. Those Scorpios yearning for a commitment may just get their wish come true this month.  Scorpios waiting for their ships to come in will have to hold out until December.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius must watch the hyperbolic talk this month.  If you can’t deliver it, don’t promise it.  Especially scattered when it comes to times, dates, and appointments, double check your schedule to avoid missing important events.  In November, Sags brings flare to social circles and in turn widen their own.  Get your good underwear out; November looks active in the bedroom.

Capricorn

With Mercury in retrograde this month, Capricorn suffers confusion and misunderstanding.  Confirm and keep accurate records.  Slow the pace a bit this month, and consider if things are headed in the right direction.  Enjoy time with the family and a little nostalgia.  November will be highly social.  For single Capricorns looking for a new romance, this is the time.  Career advancement may be in the painting.

Aquarius

Aquarius risks losing valuables this November, so mind your belongings.  You really can’t afford to replace expensive items this month. To make matters worse, a dispute with a friend has you feeling down and misunderstood.  Thanksgiving will be a big to-do this year which brings added stress and insecurity to the end of the month.  Ultimately, all will go well, and you will be popular and complimented.  Mercury in retrograde causes mix-ups with appointment details; double check your shit.

Pisces

In November, Pisces succeed at work.  This is where you should focus your energy and expect to see the biggest return.  Towards the holiday, expect a flurry of activity.  Save your best outfits for the 16th and 23rd.  Fishies in relationships do well this month, but watch your mouth.  Careless words can’t be retrieved.

Aries

Thanksgiving plans prove extra annoying this year.  Expect bad food, travel delays, and the aftertaste of regret.  At least your wallet looks thick, particularly after the 10th.  Knock out some early holiday shopping.  You’ll have a knack for finding bargains this November.  The first weeks of November, focus on friends and social activities.  Need a favor?  The best time to hit ‘em up is the 2nd or 3rd.

Taurus

November brings misunderstandings to the work place.  Try to stay out of the inter-office drama.  Taurus glows in November with charm and confidence.  Coupled Bulls share romantic cozy evenings.  Those on the prowl have opportunities for sexy times.  Stable finances ease your mind, but careful to avoid delayed payments.  Devote energy to your social life rather than big money or career decisions this month.

Gemini

Take care of yourself this month Gemini.  You are particularly susceptible to a bout of illness in November.  Sleep more, eat better, and skip the late nights of debauchery.  All this hanging at home will have you tempted to commence a new project.  Now is not the time.  Those looking for love may find it this month, including a commitment.  Don’t get too excited about the deal you scored on gifts; you’ll need the extra dough to pay for all those upcoming events.

Cancer

Crabs are on full blast in November which can lead to clumsy accidents.  Think before you leap.  Romance sucks up all the energy in November.  Couples spend ample time together and singles link up with a soul mate.  You’ll know by the instant familiarity.  Build a foundation in November for future recognition at work.  Don’t expect instant results.

Leo

November brings family strife for Leo, so get ready to have it out with your nearest and dearest.  Set aside a reserve for unexpected home repairs that pop up.  Select repairmen carefully.  November is for saving rather than spending.  Curb impulsive purchases.  Expect scheduling confusion in your social life.  Confirm date, time and place before leaving.  Professionally, a raise and promotion are in the stars.  If a raise isn’t in the budget, at least you’ll catch a little shine.

Virgo

Have you been resisting scheduled maintenance on your cars or appliances?  Invest in a check-up or risk pricier repairs in the future.  November serves an energy spike.  Don’t get so worked up into a tizzy that you make dumbass mistakes.  Slow down.  This is a favorable month for family relationships, except for the cloudy communication.  Choose words carefully.  At work, get everything in writing and avoid signing contracts around the 1st and the 20th.

Libra

November’s mellow and enjoyable for Libra, as long as you take care of yourself, including ample rest.  Reserve the end of the month for family, holiday decorating, and planning.  A flurry of communication promotes healthy relationships, but misunderstandings are a possibility too.  Review messages for clarity before sending.  Extra cash tempts you to spend.  Exercise restraint.  When conducting online transactions, leave room for others’ mistakes.

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