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With the Wheel of Fortune comes good luck, abundance, joy, and rise. Oprah says there is no such thing as luck. She believes luck is the meeting of preparation and opportunity. Whether you believe in luck or not, this card symbolizes a lightening strike of serendipity. The Wheel of Fortune brings change and evolution by serving as a spring board from which to vault forward towards something new, better, and prosperous. This card also symbolizes the law of Karma, so in the midst of all your good fortune don’t forget: what goes around, comes around.
Amy Scobee, OT VII, spent 25 years in the top ranks of Scientology. In 2005, she left the church and wrote a tell-all about her experience called Scientology: Abuse at the Top, which came out earlier this year. (In an attempt to avoid the wrath of Xenu, please consider the following gossip of unconfirmed veracity.)
According to Scobee, naughty staff were sent to clean a self-descriptive place called “rats alley.” Other punishments included chipping rust off old boilers in a basement, and keeping guard outside a room where a fellow Scientologist was kept isolated because “she’d gone crazy.”
Grueling hours and ritual sleep deprivation resulted in one guy cutting his finger off with a table saw, another cutting open his leg with an angle grinder, and another woman falling off 20 foot scaffolding and shattering her pelvis.
During her lengthy service, Scobee met all the big dawgs: Travolta, Kelly Preston, Kirstie Alley, Anne Archer, Nancy Cartwright, Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley, Juliette Lewis, Isaac Hayes, and Jenna Elfman. Scobee said both Jenna and Tom wanted to join Sea Org. Scobee bragged she talked Jenna out of joining and advised her to pursue acting instead. Scobee got into some hot water by alleging Cruise was ineligible because of his history of recreational drug use (an allegation Cruise’s attorney denies). Apparently, LRH was very touchy about LSD.
As an antidote to all that drug use, the Scientologists sure are fond of niacin. Scobee reported she took 5000 milligrams a day for months during a “detoxification program.”
On the gays: Scobee describes the Church of Scientology as “homophobic.” Within the church, homosexuals are reportedly considered “aberrations in need of handling.” 
Scobee allegedly overheard David Miscavige and other officials giggling like school girls over the auditing transcripts of (what is implied to be) Lisa Marie Presley (described as a female celebrity connected with Michael Jackson). According to Scobee, many of auditing rooms were reportedly equipped with cameras and microphones for recording. Will leaked audits be the new celebrity sex tape?
The Hermit depicts a Capuchin, holding a lantern, shining the light of the occult in search for truth. Ninth of the Major Arcana, this is the card of attainment through self-illumination. The tasks associated with this card are reading, cleaning, organizing, rest, and contemplation. Associated with Virgo, virgins, this is your card. Take on an ascetic sensibility of slow deliberation to find enlightenment and clarity. When this card surfaces in relation to others, it symbolizes an inspirational guide who brings understanding to the mysterious and confusing. The Hermit is someone that you connect with outside your regular social circle, typically one-on-one. When construed negatively, The Hermit represents withdrawal, isolation, and navel-gazing.

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.
Lao Tzu
Eighth of the Major Arcana, Strength is about conquering your inner-beast. It is easy to fall prey to our basest instinct, but what separates us from animals is our ability to overcome these tendencies with will power. Metaphorically, the maiden tames the lion, just as we must tame our impulses. Leos, this is your card. Don’t forget the essential components of gentleness and kindness which temper the fire of Strength. Confront your doubt, but embrace yourself with mercy and compassion.
If you like a good unauthorized biography, pick up Kitty Kelley’s OPRAH, an impeccably researched behemoth that will likely change your perspective on Ms. Winfrey. For instance, did you know….
Oprah’s “dad” Vernon Winfrey does not enjoy Oprah’s BFF Gayle King. I believe his words were “that dirt hog Gayle.”
Vernon had a sign in his grocery store that read: “Attention Teenagers: If you are tired of being hassled by unreasonable parents, now is the time for action. Leave home and pay your own way while you still know everything.”
Oprah, a voracious eater, once allegedly devoured two entire pecan pies while Stedman was out golfing.
Oprah can cry on cue, and it was reported that she said every tear is worth half a ratings point.

The beef between Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah dates back to The Color Purple days. Whoopi compared Oprah to Lonesome Rhodes in A Face in the Crowd, and in turn, Oprah omitted her from her Legends Ball.
Word on the street is that Oprah gave Gayle $1,250,000 (a million bucks plus taxes), so they both could be millionaires for Christmas. Other gifts Oprah has allegedly given Gayle: a $7.5 million Manhattan apartment, $3.6 million house in Greenwich, the head bitch in charge position at O Magazine, and private school for Gayle’s kids.
My most favorite tidbit of all? If her royal highness Oprah Winfrey is asleep on either leg of a flight in her private jet, her pilots are under strict orders not to wake her until she’s slept a minimum of eight hours. Seriously, the pilots, crew, and her staff must wait until she wakes up or has slumbered a full eight hours. Bitch needs her beauty rest; it is exhausting running the world.
The vehicle of bravery, willpower, and success, The Chariot represents the drive of accomplishment. Associated with the astrological sign of Cancer, the two share many similarities, most notably armored isolation. Through struggle comes victory when The Chariot surfaces. Use confidence and self-control to bring together opposing forces for one singular purpose to achieve your ends. When inverted, be careful of spinning out of control.