As you already know, Bethenny’s got a new book out called I Suck at Relationships So You Don’t Have To: 10 Rules for Not Screwing Up Your Happily Ever After. Let me ask you this, would you trust a cookbook written by someone who can’t cook? No? Well then don’t bother with this overindulgent mess of a relationship advice book. Bethenny has no business giving advice on the topic of relationships. She’s destroyed or failed to maintain virtually every relationship in her life – parents, friends, and lovers. It’s not like she’s been through it and come out the other side healthy and healed. Bethenny’s still duking it out in court with her opportunist of a soon-to-be ex-husband. Most of the advice isn’t bad per se, it’s just self-evident and obvious. Examples include: make your own money; listen to your gut; and don’t waste time on relationships that are going nowhere. No shit, Skinnygirl.I wish she would have written on topics on which she is more qualified to pontificate. I’d rather read How to Bust Balls and Not Give a Shit, or Enjoy Your Wealth without Longing for a Man.Get yourself an accommodating cabana boy and quit your boofuckinghooing, Frankel.
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