I’ve been catching up with my favorite guilty pleasure Made in Chelsea and guess who has turned up to ruin it but Stephanie Pratt!? Made in Chelsea is a Hills-like reality show which takes place in the aristocrat-dense area of Chelsea. It is filled with girls called “Binky” and “Millie” and boys called “Proudlock” and “Ollie” who have very dignified arguments over shagging each other. The show is fully orchestrated and as thick with faux-drama as a plop of clotted cream. I crackishly love it. Don’t judge me. However, I do not enjoy a side order of has-been Stephanie Pratt on my otherwise yummy Made in Chelsea. Stephanie Pratt’s too orange complexion and too closely set eyes left her fourth fiddle on The Hills, but now she’s rolling in as the New Hot American Girlfriend of Spencer Matthews? I think not. Lucy Watson, I’m counting on you to remedy this unfortunate Pratt situation posthaste.
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