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February 2012 Horoscopes

Aquarius

Happy Birthday Aquarius!  Neptune enters the scene this month for Aquarius, leaving you cloudy, burry, and seeing life through a Vaseline-coated lens.  This is not the month for communication, big decisions, or executing plans.  Seek a second opinion from a trusted expert if you must move ahead with major moments in February.  This phase of lapsed judgment will pass as the stars change, so don’t panic.  Stick to habits, routines, and grounding activities.  Your greatest moments of clarity will come from artistic expression, so put energy towards painting, sewing, dancing, or whatever your form of creativity.  The theme of your romantic life this month should be STFU.  Don’t whine and keep your feelings to yourself.  You will save yourself from a mountain full of unnecessary drama, and others will not only notice, but admire your silent suffering.

Pisces

Pisces turn inward this February and regroup with periods of peaceful isolation.  To move forward, Pisces must formulate a plan without distraction.  Money has never been of greater concern, and financial strategy becomes an essential part of charting the course ahead.  Get ultra organized, follow a schedule, and handle your bizness.  As you well know, time is passing quickly.  Do not let it pass you by.  As for love, inhibitions leave you uncommunicative, and you rightly sense a general lack of receptivity to your ideas.  If relations become too strained, take a break.

Aries

The theme for Aries in February is caretaking.  Take care of yourself, family, friends and animals.  Clean the house.  Bake a muffin.  Make others feel loved and important.  Push through daily goals.  Receive acknowledgments, praise, and recognition with tact.  In intimate relations, frustrated desires and obstacles trigger anger resulting in rash behavior and ultimately regret.  Control that fiery temper in the face of unavoidable conflict and confrontation.

Taurus

Taurus splits energy between two areas this February: spirituality and law.  First, the strictures and confines of traditional religion comfort Taurus, and now more than ever you may feel drawn to worship in the traditional sense.  Feel no shame in exploring this path further.  Legal matters take practical precedence.  Document drafting, financial planning, and future predictions mix together to make or break the venture.  Provide authentic and accurate information.

Gemini

Geminis always feel a bit put upon, like no one appreciates their gifts.  Give the constant quest for recognition a rest, and turn your energy towards your financial resources.  Are you allocating them wisely?  Tend to debts and everything you and your partner hold in common.  Speaking of partners, perplexing relationship issues seem clear to you now.  Geminis begin to understand their part and the part their honeys play in relationship breakdowns.  Patience, compassion, and kindness smooth rough patches.

Cancer

February continues a theme of balance and stability which extends throughout 2012.  To really feel heard, you need to share your troubles with those around you.  The wise advice of your confidants proves especially helpful and soothing.  Listen to your intuition and avoid involvements that feel uncomfortable.  This time you’ll get a second bite at the apple.  When on a pessimistic jag, Cancers can get a little me-against-the-world.  Don’t give into that self-pitying tendency.  Indulge it, and you’ll end up feeling overwhelmed and pressured.

Leo

Leos must balance practicality against romanticism and provide a generous allotment of time for both.  Professionally, get organized and maximize your contribution by remaining orderly and efficient.  Make deliberate and mindful decisions.  This is not the month to play therapist with troubled co-workers.  At most, help colleagues with new methods.  Play with puppies, ride horses, and walk the dog.  Now is the time for the joy of animals.  Leos fan the flames of romance this Valentine’s Day, and your effort is noticed and appreciated by the recipient of all your good woo.  Leos relax competitiveness, work to please and create harmony.  Someone will try and seduce you; only you can decide if you want to fuck.

Virgo

Spend energy showing others how much you care this February Virgo.  Repair any frayed relationship edges.  Put your own concerns aside and offer others sustenance and praise. You will receive great blessings for your generosity.  Unfortunately this February won’t be particularly romantic.  Discord plagues personal relationships.  Finding meaningful emotional connections proves challenging this month.  This fleeting phase will pass, so don’t overreact.  Closeness resumes between you and your partner as the stars change.  Allow this energy to pass without forcing any issues and all will return to normal soon.

Libra

Libras need to tie up loose ends in February.  Envision the end result and then consider how to methodically implement order and complete the unfinished.  Picturing goals accomplished conjures magic that will help Libras spin action into manifestation.  Remain patient.  Use talents for the benefit of others.  You will shine brightest when you share your resources.  Appreciation and positivity follows.  A beneficial opportunity may arise from an opportunity or contact.

Scorpio

Scorpios look to find their highest purpose and means of serving this year.  You must communicate values, ideals, and beliefs to shape your destiny.  Chat with neighbors, reach out to family, and keep the lines of communication open.  Honor responsibilities and commitments.  So few folks are reliable; take pride in your dependability.  Now more than ever, Scorpios crave love, affection, beauty and pleasure.  Impulse control might be a problem for Scorpios who haven’t learned to manage their baser instincts.  Lingering unhappiness in a close relationship surfaces now.  Discuss your concerns, make an effort and see what happens.  Short trips provide beneficial insights.

Sagittarius

Ambition surges through Sags in February.  This is a time to define and determine your values.  Give thoughtfully.  Surprise your loved ones with unexpected tokens of affection. These small gestures create indelible memories for the recipients.  Sags reap rewards when they let go of expectation.  Extra charming, your flirting boosts the confidence of those around you.  Those in your circle perceive you as loving, affectionate, and aware of their needs and feelings.  Because of your strong relationships, others are willing to help and cooperate with your trajectory.

Capricorn

Capricorns focus on health and creating a lifestyle which supports wellness.  With this new regimen of self-care, you will take on a new glow and even the Sun will shine a little brighter. Capricorns spin self-esteem out of accomplishment.  The New Moon brings old conflicts.  The easiest solution is to flee the scene.  Strange, cryptic, or unsettling moments are actually disguised compliments.  Unexpected friendly messages arrive from unlikely sources.  While you may not understand, listen.  Use honesty and share.  Avoid assumptions.

JANUARY 2012 HOROSCOPE

 

Capricorn

Happy Birthday Capricorn!  Mature, intelligent, and in possession of a great number of esteemed qualities, Capricorns portray themselves honorably and conduct themselves with practicality and patience.  Caps can be blunt and straight to the point which can be off-putting to bullshitters.  Even though you can be serious, your dry sense of humor and keen insights make you a valuable addition to any social circle.  2012 will be a major year for you Capricorn.  While others chase their tails in the tizzy of the New Year, ambition and focus help you forge ahead with confidence and intense purpose.  After much struggle, 2012 will be a year of achievement, advantage, and ultimately success.  Interpersonally, recognize the changes that must take place before you can move past heavy regrets from the past.  Once you do begin to change, the emotions will pass.

Aquarius

Aquarius kicks of the new year with a flurry of social activities involving friends and groups.  Brainy and inquisitive, you’ll discover an avenue that allows you to express yourself.  You’ll explore ideas this year which outsiders perceive as typically uncharacteristic.  This deviation from expectation challenges others, so don’t be surprised if tension surfaces in relationships.  This time it is them, not you, so don’t let their conformity get you down – as if you would.  Now is the time to lead, not follow.

Pisces

Pisces feel overwhelmed by work at the start of the year.  Make lists and knock out responsibilities and obligations in an orderly fashion.  All the hard work pays off and recognition and praise are forecasted in the coming months.  With all this professional momentum, take pause and consider if this is really the direction you want to go.  It is never too late to re-chart the course.  Relationships aren’t the priority this month, which could become a problem for needy partners.  Find small ways to make your nearest and dearest feel special.

Aries

Aries becomes uncharacteristically philosophical in January.  The New Year triggers existential angst and has you reading into every little thing.  Aries navel-gaze in January.  Whatever, just don’t start dressing like a hipster and telling me how great Zooey Deschanel is.  You’re in the mood for London.  Try to get there.  Discover new music and ideas.  Let it fill out your understanding of the world and the big picture of your life.

Taurus

Taurus is back in the game this month and ready to fight for a power position on the path to success.  Don’t be surprised by opposition to your ascent.  In January, others will try to capitalize on your mistakes.   Don’t stoop to the level of petty haters.  Rise above whenever possible; seek reinforcement from higher-ups if necessary.  Your knee-jerk reaction is to take a defensive position.  Choose another strategy this time.

Gemini

Geminis are a little off this month.  You’ll feel disconnected, isolated and distanced from your friends and family.  This dip is just part of the natural cycle for you during this time; don’t read too much into it.  Balance, particularly managing demands on your time, continues to be an issue.  Bring awareness to how you spend your time and energy.  Schedule time for self-care and relaxation.  Be especially kind and patient with yourself.

Cancer

January isn’t going to be the most intellectually satisfying for Crabs.  In fact, you will neither retain nor understand much of what you try to learn.  Your time is better spent exercising and getting your body into shape.  Find a method of exercise you love, so it doesn’t feel like work.  Keep an eye on papers and protect personal information.  Have fun with friends and enjoy a new look for the New Year.

Leo

January is all about shining your artistic and creative heart, Leos.  Your glow will attract others and bring a new energy to your personality.  A new year requires an update to wardrobe and hair.  Keep it fresh kid.  Why?  Because you are on everyone’s invite list and you will be the belle of the ball.  January has you feeling especially nostalgic.  Find comfort by going through old objects and pictures that take you back to childhood.  Listen to the oldies.  By walking through some of the memories you will reach greater forgiveness and understanding.

Virgo

During the first week of the year listen to your love.  Your sweetie hands you some pretty incredible inspiration.  While implementing action at work, beware of the unconscious motivations of others.  With regard to office gossip, don’t believe everything you hear.  Virgos value logic, but the lingering question that haunts you requires an intuitive rather than intellectual answer.

Libra

Rolling in the New Year with low energy, Libras don’t have much to give this January.  Most of your conversations will occur in snippets this month.  You’ll take in information here and there, but there won’t be much in the way of meaningful communication.  After burning a few bridges lately, your social life looks sparse.  Every handful of years, you abandon one group of friends for another.  How has your fear of conflict kept you in this holding pattern?

Scorpio

Scorpios are ready for 2012 after a difficult 2011.  Ring in the New Year by entertaining and organizing fun outings with friends.  Enjoy affection and love from your nearest and dearest.  This month brings increased security which provides Scorpios a welcome opportunity to relax.  You and your sweetie pal around in January.  The sense of camaraderie makes for fun times and will make for great memories.  Grow the friendship and grow the love.

Sagittarius

Sags embrace the nascent spirit of the New Year and consider what possibilities lurk on the horizon.  Spruce up your look.  Get a facial.  Whiten the teeth.  Restore that Sag swagger.  A little superficial, you can get all twisted by the physical change.  Don’t forget what is essential and important to you.  It is fantastic to feel a renewed sense of self-worth, just remember to stay rooted and humble.

DECEMBER 2011 HOROSCOPES

Sagittarius

Happy Birthday Sagittarius!  A mutable sign associated with fire and Jupiter, you are easy-going and popular. Usually extroverted, Sags suffer compromised communication in December.  Overreacting to the frustration has you feeling misunderstood, impotent, and lost.  Rather than acting out against yourself or others, find a nonverbal means of expression.  Play music, create art, dance, get primal, and take a break from your over-articulated life.  Now is a perfect time for a mountain retreat.  Take to the hills.

Capricorn

Caps must get disciplined about spending to hang on to that nest egg.  Take care to monitor income and expenses.  Set a quarter of your earnings aside for conservative investing.  Keep some cash in fire-proof hideaway stashes at home.  Caps move at a snail’s pace when it comes to romance.  Recent limp overtures aren’t going to cut it.  Nut up and go big or don’t bother.  A quality companion won’t respond to half-assed attempts at woo.  Decide who and what you want and then relentlessly pursue your desire.  No one will be able to refuse you.

Aquarius

Have you gotten a little antiquated with your style, swagger, and outlook?  Shake up the presentation in December and create a new conversation.  Rethink attitudes about money and potential avenues for earning.  December brings fresh energy in the areas of home, work, and friends.  Expect changes, friction, and possible fall-out, but also a new tone for the new year.

Pisces

Congratulations Pisces for defining yourself by your true gifts.  When you know your worth, you know your power.  This is an important, strong and decisive phase for Pisces.  The future shows significant promise.  Don’t get bogged down with minutia and petty tasks.  Indulge in writing, communicating, and reordering.  Always a devoted friend, baked goods are always appreciated.

Aries

December is a major month for Aries with planetary play between Venus, Mars, and Jupiter.  An active social calendar presents many opportunities to meet a potential new paramour.  Don’t blow nascent relationship potential with attention-seeking theatrics.  An adventurous and courageous spirit leads you through uncharted waters this December.  You have always been an aggressive risk taker.  This month that spirit may just pay off financially.

Taurus

Spendy December makes Taurus anxious, but it is in your nature to plan ahead and prepare for extremes.  Try not to fixate on finances, but enjoy the celebration of the season and take the necessary costs in stride.  Make a list of items you actually want this year rather than pretending as if any old thing will do.  You like the finest, so don’t be too bashful to ask for it.  Follow through on your plans for giving.  The generosity will come back around to shine on you.

Gemini

Since folks respect your opinion, select your words carefully and speak without exaggeration.  Geminis are at their best when you synthesize your self-expression with your actions.  If you say it, mean it.  If you mean it, do it.  Don’t impose your opinions, moods, or ill-energy on others.  Learn to control yourself and reset when things begin to spiral.  In most circumstances you give good counsel, so contemplate your own motivations and proceed accordingly.

Cancer

The Crabs professional circle accelerates success and prestige at work this month.  Maintain a cooperative attitude and enjoy a shower of admiration, praise and prestige.  Scramble your way to the top on the heads and hearts of others and you might receive hollow success, but not true respect or recognition from your peers.  To tap into your true creative talent, activate your heart.

Leo

This December Leos get wooed by higher-ups for professional advancement.  Usually comfortable in the spotlight, even you can admit some of this attention might be exaggerated.  Skirt the temptation to take undeserved credited.  Look your best.  Act humble and kind.  Don’t let your ego make decisions.

Virgo

Over the past several months, the Virgo trajectory has bent towards cultivating leadership.  Rather than trying to aggressively over-assert yourself, carve out a clear identity from which your personal power can emerge.  Since we are judged from the outside in, now is the time to take a deep look at yourself, beginning with your appearance.  A facial, a pedicure, a haircut; throw some resources at updating and refining your grooming.  After a good polish, look inward and ask whether you are emotionally and spiritually fulfilled.  Move towards a more well-rounded life.

Libra

Enough is enough with the dithering Libras.  December is the month to pursue future goals.  Consider your professional contacts and foster, expand, eliminate, and start anew if needed.  Libras work well on a team, and this isn’t the time to pursue independent professional projects.  Love it up with your special someone this winter.  Find a sweater and settle in for cocoa and a cuddle.

Scorpio

Scorpios waste energy on distant dreams and desires.  All this yearning and longing is unattractive to others who see you as always fixated on a never-arriving future.  Rather than worry about the far off, get pragmatic and go home and clean your house.  Scorpios function best when they minimize complication and clutter.  2011 has been a core-shaking year and what once seemed like cement has now crumbled away like sand.  Find a contemplative activity.

 

NOVEMBER 2011 HOROSCOPES

Scorpio

Happy Birthday Scorpio!  This month you have permission to shop, but pay cash.  Double check your statements because money mix-ups are likely with Mercury in retrograde.  Invitations roll in this month and you are on every guest list.  Lucky Ducky Days fall on the 16th and 23rd. Those Scorpios yearning for a commitment may just get their wish come true this month.  Scorpios waiting for their ships to come in will have to hold out until December.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius must watch the hyperbolic talk this month.  If you can’t deliver it, don’t promise it.  Especially scattered when it comes to times, dates, and appointments, double check your schedule to avoid missing important events.  In November, Sags brings flare to social circles and in turn widen their own.  Get your good underwear out; November looks active in the bedroom.

Capricorn

With Mercury in retrograde this month, Capricorn suffers confusion and misunderstanding.  Confirm and keep accurate records.  Slow the pace a bit this month, and consider if things are headed in the right direction.  Enjoy time with the family and a little nostalgia.  November will be highly social.  For single Capricorns looking for a new romance, this is the time.  Career advancement may be in the painting.

Aquarius

Aquarius risks losing valuables this November, so mind your belongings.  You really can’t afford to replace expensive items this month. To make matters worse, a dispute with a friend has you feeling down and misunderstood.  Thanksgiving will be a big to-do this year which brings added stress and insecurity to the end of the month.  Ultimately, all will go well, and you will be popular and complimented.  Mercury in retrograde causes mix-ups with appointment details; double check your shit.

Pisces

In November, Pisces succeed at work.  This is where you should focus your energy and expect to see the biggest return.  Towards the holiday, expect a flurry of activity.  Save your best outfits for the 16th and 23rd.  Fishies in relationships do well this month, but watch your mouth.  Careless words can’t be retrieved.

Aries

Thanksgiving plans prove extra annoying this year.  Expect bad food, travel delays, and the aftertaste of regret.  At least your wallet looks thick, particularly after the 10th.  Knock out some early holiday shopping.  You’ll have a knack for finding bargains this November.  The first weeks of November, focus on friends and social activities.  Need a favor?  The best time to hit ‘em up is the 2nd or 3rd.

Taurus

November brings misunderstandings to the work place.  Try to stay out of the inter-office drama.  Taurus glows in November with charm and confidence.  Coupled Bulls share romantic cozy evenings.  Those on the prowl have opportunities for sexy times.  Stable finances ease your mind, but careful to avoid delayed payments.  Devote energy to your social life rather than big money or career decisions this month.

Gemini

Take care of yourself this month Gemini.  You are particularly susceptible to a bout of illness in November.  Sleep more, eat better, and skip the late nights of debauchery.  All this hanging at home will have you tempted to commence a new project.  Now is not the time.  Those looking for love may find it this month, including a commitment.  Don’t get too excited about the deal you scored on gifts; you’ll need the extra dough to pay for all those upcoming events.

Cancer

Crabs are on full blast in November which can lead to clumsy accidents.  Think before you leap.  Romance sucks up all the energy in November.  Couples spend ample time together and singles link up with a soul mate.  You’ll know by the instant familiarity.  Build a foundation in November for future recognition at work.  Don’t expect instant results.

Leo

November brings family strife for Leo, so get ready to have it out with your nearest and dearest.  Set aside a reserve for unexpected home repairs that pop up.  Select repairmen carefully.  November is for saving rather than spending.  Curb impulsive purchases.  Expect scheduling confusion in your social life.  Confirm date, time and place before leaving.  Professionally, a raise and promotion are in the stars.  If a raise isn’t in the budget, at least you’ll catch a little shine.

Virgo

Have you been resisting scheduled maintenance on your cars or appliances?  Invest in a check-up or risk pricier repairs in the future.  November serves an energy spike.  Don’t get so worked up into a tizzy that you make dumbass mistakes.  Slow down.  This is a favorable month for family relationships, except for the cloudy communication.  Choose words carefully.  At work, get everything in writing and avoid signing contracts around the 1st and the 20th.

Libra

November’s mellow and enjoyable for Libra, as long as you take care of yourself, including ample rest.  Reserve the end of the month for family, holiday decorating, and planning.  A flurry of communication promotes healthy relationships, but misunderstandings are a possibility too.  Review messages for clarity before sending.  Extra cash tempts you to spend.  Exercise restraint.  When conducting online transactions, leave room for others’ mistakes.

October 2011 Horoscopes

Libra

Happy Birthday Libra!  A cardinal sign, Libras are made of air and positive energy.  Libras appreciate beauty and are often quite lovely themselves.  This month has you overspending, but thinking you got a bargain.  Get realistic with the shopping.  Give wisely.  Mind your belongings and protect them from theft.  After several weeks of difficulty communicating, the charm and charisma returns in October.  Use it to mend relationships.

Scorpio

Scorpio enjoys an exceptional October full of celebration and fun.  The fall energizes you and your already potent magnetism will have others on their knees.  Typically Scorpios aren’t that chatty, but the usually introverted turn extroverted this month.  For the most part, existing relationships are peaceful and new ones begin with magical attraction.

Sagittarius

October will be fairly mellow for Sagittarius.  Spend time making arrangements for an upcoming trip.  Socially busy Sags meet new potentials for friendship and love.  Professionally, circumstances look positive with indications of a raise or new offers. Seize opportunities.

Capricorn

Capricorns are torn between competing interests and energies this October.  Will work or family claim your attention?  After the full moon, it will be all about family and later the focus will be on friends.  You’ll be at your most energetic and lively towards the end of the month.  Work often causes stress, but October will bring moments of relief.

Aquarius

This will be a big month for you career-wise Aquarius.  People notice, so don’t get too showy about your accomplishments.  Put your nose down and keep working and see more recognition before the end of the year.  Expect time-wasting delays with any trips planned around mid-month.  Have your car serviced; maintenance will keep you from getting stranded on the side of the road.

Pisces

Considering a long-distance relationship?  Give it a shot, but they rarely work out.  Try to relax; this October should be mellow.  The stressful money situation resolves itself.  Traveling for work is a possibility.  Office chaos creates anxiety; leave yourself some breathing room so you don’t go bonkers.  Pisces have the tendency to over-commit.

Aries

Sometimes superficial Aries gets deep and introspective this October.  This will be a period of self-improvement and growth, especially around the 11th.  Good friends make for fun times this month.  Find a party.  Professionally, Aries catch a buzz.  The payoff will be lucrative.

Taurus

Taurus likes to tinker around the house and enjoys adding little decorative details.  Think through plans for home improvement or you may end up in over your head.  Always so industrious, would it kill you to slack off this month?  Don’t worry; you’ll still get plenty accomplished.  Enjoy a flutter of praise sprinkled throughout October.

Gemini

October brings the potential for some bad fortune, so don’t test your luck with the traffic police.  Coworkers will annoy you this month as well.  Gemini has little patience for stupidity.  Even though it feels like work, review investments and retirement accounts with an eye towards the long term.  Gemini reconnects with friends who provide opportunities to party.  Have fun, but don’t be dumb.  You may bump into an old lover – don’t fall for it.

Cancer

October should go smoothly if Cancers mind their budgets.  Get others to pick up the tab this month.  Unattached Crabs keep your eyes open for potential matches.  Perhaps a roll in the hay ride?  Those eyeing pregnancy look to the new moon.  Step up at work; you are under the microscope.

Leo

Gadgets break leaving Leos technologically crippled in October.  You still find time for enchanting evenings with loved ones.  Leos shine at work.  Seize new opportunities in this area.  Be patient with your desire for recognition.  This is not the time to consider new business ventures, especially side gigs out of the home.  Those job hunting Lions should send resumes on the 12th or 13th.

Virgo

Virgos should continue to integrate healthy habits for stress relief.  A getaway with your special someone will help you relax.  Take a break and gain some perspective and almost all relationships will benefit.  The cool weather has Virgos cleaning out their closets and heading for the resale store.  Don’t shop there or you’ll end up with more closet clutter.  Check old pocketbooks for forgotten stashes.

September 2011 Horoscopes

Virgo

Happy Birthday virtuous Virgos!  Rooted in Earth and known for mutable and feminine qualities, Virgo communicates eloquently and possesses impeccable manners.  This month you’ll be especially articulate and persuasive.  In September, carefully mind your bank accounts and holdings.  Relationships are simpatico.  You and your partner feel especially synchronized.  Keep the wallet shut.  If you must spend, research bargains.  Special Virgo birthday shout out to my long time EDF Lisa.  Love you girl.

Libra

Libras are vulnerable to identity theft this month.  It will come from an unexpected person or organization.  Mindfully manage personal information in all dealings this September.  Sloppiness will cost you.  After some misunderstandings last month, you find a way to make things right with your charm and diplomacy.  A genuinely forgiving attitude can salvage relationships.  September brings on spendy temptations.  Maintain a conservative attitude towards purchases.

Scorpio

That long hard run has finally caught up to you, forcing Scorpios to spend most of September nursing themselves back to health.  Don’t be thinking you are the exception to the rule of proper diet and ample rest.  You more than anyone suffer when you let those areas of self-care slide.  New friends enter the mix this month.  Let your guard down a little and enjoy some fresh energy.  The career takes off this month.  Build a trustworthy team to support your professional ascent.

Sagittarius

Sags look forward to an evenly paced September.  You might get a little restless and plan a fun trip or finally engage in that activity you’ve been meaning to try.  If that new activity happens to be sexual, remember dirty things end up on the internet.  All this creativity floods relationships with happiness.  Those unattached may convert friendship to love this September.  Professionally, all looks favorable with new opportunities on the horizon.

Capricorn

Capricorns feel lost right now professionally and personally.  Afraid of exhibiting vulnerability, you stifle your true voice.  When Caps reveal the truth, success will follow in both areas.  September is a better month for major splurges.  Evaluate the options carefully and then move forward.  An opportunity for a trip or visitors materializes this month.  Try to make it happen.

Aquarius

Occasionally, the stars align and the clouds rain down good fortune.  Such is the case for Aquarius this September.  Games of luck and chance could be especially profitable.  Visits with your partner’s family may send chills up your spine.  Swallow down all those little jabbing comments with a gulp (of booze).  Transportation could get hectic during the last half of the month.  Hitch a ride, or better yet walk.

Pisces

Pisces shine in September.  You trade in melancholia this month for a buoyant mood.  This sunny outlook brightens and lightens the heavy hearts of those surrounding you.  Even though Pisces burst with energy in September, listen carefully.  Don’t get behind with responsibilities even when fun calls.  Prioritize wisely and you can fit everything in this busy September.

Aries

September brings a little romantic intrigue for Aries.  Evaluate the situation with a skeptical eye.  Stay mellow this month and keep social engagements casual and easy.  After the 18th, the planets provide a social jolt, but feelings remain murky.  Seemingly out of nowhere, another option pops up at the end of September.  Wait for the reveal before making any permanent decisions.

Taurus

Prepare for struggle and strife this September, Taurus.  People will drive you crazy with their agendas and maneuvering.  Try not to get too upset.  You know deep down that focused and thorough work pays off.  On the relationship front, an interesting opportunity arises.  Don’t dismiss this person just because the immediate impression isn’t romantic.  Listen to your inner nudge; it could save your ass this month.

Gemini

You’ve done well lately financially Gemini and you will continue to prosper.  Keep on eye on the portfolio this September or your investments could take a hit.  After a busy summer, relax and nest this month.  Keep activities family-oriented and home-centric.  Make further connections by getting to know friends of friends.  At times you disregard your instincts and first impressions.  If something or someone feels off, it is.

Cancer

Your purse gets slutty this month and opens her legs indiscriminately to fulfill your shopping desires.  Tell that ho to slow her roll so you don’t end up one bankrupt Cancer.  That control freak in your life – avoid that motherfucker in September.  Some fun creeps in by way of day trips.  Maybe consider an end of summer romp in the amusement park for nostalgia’s sake?  Good sex acts as a prelude to promising relationship progress.

Leo

Leos get bogged down this September with constant little drains on their time and energy.  Even though you may feel like making a hasty retreat, avoiding the figurative stack of correspondence and calls won’t make them disappear.  Keep out of the intense fray at work.  The hostile environment has got folks acting a fool.  Don’t be one of them.  September’s unpredictable weather brings travel delays.  You’ve been warned.  This month put your balls on the table and ask you-know-who out on a date.  This person is worth courting.

Tuesday’s Tarot

Arguably, the Page of Swords singly represents the suit of Swords better than any other card in the deck.  Generally speaking, Swords are associated with air and masculine energy.  The Page of Swords holds both these powers within its four corners.  Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius, this one is for you.  The wind blows through the trees and whips the Page’s hair.  His challenging journey evokes travel, thereby touching on another central theme in Swords.  This card depicts action.  He looks out for his enemies and remains vigilant and observant.  Now is the time to take authority and oversee.

AUGUST 2011 HOROSCOPES

Leo

As promised, August is a vast improvement over July for Leos.  Already well-liked, Lions’ magnetism and charisma soars this month.  Established relationships experience romance. Unattached Leos enjoy an end of summer fling.  However, don’t expect anything permanent to come from the dalliance.  That influx of wealth you were counting on, don’t bet on it.  The stars show positive financial momentum for Leos, but not a windfall.

Virgo

For a full 21 days of August Virgos enjoy supercharged magnetism.  Folks will find you ultra enjoyable and appealing.  Soak up all the adoration and you will absolutely glow.  Virgos do not get a pass on the bad communication mojo floating around the astrological wheel this month.  Don’t make any big decisions on critical concerns.  Co-workers keep secrets this month and their non-disclosures cause drama and confusion.  Virgos ask a lot of unanswered questions and find the lack of incoming information maddening.  Best to keep your mouth shut and ears open at work.

Libra

Rely on Libran intuition to navigate August.  Interpersonal landmines dapple the landscape causing the typically gentle Libra to be perceived as downright offensive.  Watch your mouth and ass this month.  No one will give you the benefit of the doubt.  When out with friends or at work, the atmosphere is ripe for misunderstanding.  Communicate clearly and succinctly.  Double check anything important.  Enjoy a love fest around the 5th, whether single or attached.

Scorpio

Direct your energy toward family and the domestic sphere this month Scorpio.  Use that laser-accurate intuition to navigate challenging relationships.  Don’t doubt that feeling in your gut.  It is right on.  You’ll be in the mood to fill that already brimming brain with more knowledge.  Seek out reliable sources for independent learning.  You’ve collected an amazing group of friends and this month they lend support in unexpected ways.  Let them know how much they mean to you.  Work will pretty much suck until the third week of August.

Sagittarius

Stay home this month Sags.  Travel plans are plagued with delays and cancellations.  Give important documents a second look and pay extra attention to minutia.  The Devil is in the details.  There is a strong likelihood you’ll be called for jury duty.  August proves promising professionally with advancements and a bonus on the horizon.  Keep a moderate attitude in relationships and refrain from digging your heels in during petty fights.

Capricorn

Caps miss important long distance communication due to careless oversight.  Thoroughly inspect your inbox for overlooked emails.  Congratulations to those with scholastic pursuits.  You will receive positive responses from scholarship applications.  Caps struggle with relationships and yearn for authentic connection.  August remains inconsistent in this area with satisfying highs and depressing lows.  Expect a few major blowups in August, particularly on the 10th and 25th.  Hold off on big financial decisions until next month.

Aquarius

Miscommunication dominates August for Aquarius.  Much of this month will be spent cleaning up confusing messes in relationships, finances, and work.  Thank Mercury in retrograde for this stressful stretch.  Reduce the potential negativity by mindfully reviewing statements and settling debts in advance of their due date.  Professionally, important conversations need to take place before the 10th or after the 25th to avoid temperamental flare-ups.

Pisces

Retrograde Mercury in Virgo curses Pisces through the majority of August.  Fuck-ups abound, especially interpersonally where crossed wires cause heartache.  This chaos seeps into love and work, leaving you frustrated at every turn.  Delegate responsibility where possible and try to get the hell out of dodge – if not physically, mentally with a little introspection, meditation, or prayer.  Things improve after the third week with love.  This is the time for unattached Pisces to werk the flirt.

Aries

The first week of August brings the gift of fun with friends as Neptune enters the scene.  Unfortch, Aries too will suffer with this Mercury in retrograde situation.  Additionally, other planetary shifts harbor family hostility.  Let’s face it, getting bitched at by the fam ain’t ever fun.  Organization and thoughtful planning prevents future hassles to the extent possible.  Cloudy communication causes distress from every angle; even the hobbies you love will cause more agitation than relaxation until things lighten up in the last five days of the month.

Taurus

Bulls have it easier this month than the rest of the signs of the Zodiac.  Light and positivity shine on Taurus as long as you edit aggressive verbal expression.  That sharp tongue acts as your strongest weapon and greatest weakness.  Fun times with the offspring fill August with genuine joy.  Take pleasure in non-competitive family activities.  Neptune strengthens Taurus professionally during the first week.  Get ready for recognition and financial rewards.  Enjoy this August Taurus; you definitely deserve it.

Gemini

Overall, August looks cautiously positive for Geminis.  Not usually one for planning, this month you map out a future course of action for achieving accomplishments this autumn.  A change of scene provides a fresh perspective.  Seek out a beautiful place for a respite.  Geminis aren’t so much mean as they are careless with their words.  Consider phrasing and select statements with forethought, especially in dealings with family members.  August may bring the temptation to awaken a comatose relationship.  Giving this relationship another go isn’t advised.  The outcome will not be as you hoped.  That side gig you hope might bring in extra cash?  Don’t bet on it.  Focus professional energy on your primary source of income.

Cancer

Cancers should maintain complete control over finances this month.  Crabs may be tempted to delegate money matters to others, but that choice will result in wallet ruin.  Double check important dates and meetings and stay organized.  This month Cancers experience delays, unexpected obstacles, and mishaps.  Work ahead and clear the docket, so when an unplanned challenge arises you have the time and resources to address it.  Look forward to an energy surge the first week.  Leverage it to complete unfinished tasks and gain a real sense of accomplishment.

JULY 2011 HOROSCOPES

 

Cancer

Happy Birthday Crabs!  A Cardinal sign, the Cancerian energy flows like the ocean tides in one clear direction – usually towards home.  Guardians of the Moon, introverted and feminine Cancers are the heart of the family.  Running things in July, increased responsibility burdens relationships.  Continue the theme of constructive stress relief.  Reduce the overall load by relying on trustworthy confidants.  Heightened emotional attunement results in prosperous partnerships and business ventures.  Leash spending and enjoy a thick wallet.

Leo

Leos should cancel road trips and stay off the road when possible this month.  Exercise extra caution while out and about locally.  Particularly vulnerable to pressure in July, don’t cave.  You’ll end up stuck in a very unfavorable position.  Others slack professionally; set yourself apart by seizing bonus opportunities.  The extra effort will result in recognition.  Best to keep a low profile for now; next month brings improvements.

Virgo

Virgos have avoided making tough and permanent decisions about some major unresolved issues.  Conflicts with finances, offspring, amici, and colleagues require legitimate action this time around.  Now is the time to take up the rug and sweep up all that dust and dirt.  Busy worktimes require organization and strategy.  Domestically, trips keep the temperature warm and the mood romantic.  Couples teetering on the brink?  July’s the time to let go for good.

Libra

Blindsiding professional upheaval disrupts progress at work.  The drama could easily suck up the first two weeks of the month.  Find a way to  attract attention because competitive sharks circle Libras.  If you want it, you will have to fight for it.  In other respects, July looks calm and easy.  Casual summer entertaining fills up warm evenings with innocent fun.  The invitations don’t stop all summer and the socializing expands your social sphere.  Many of these upcoming events have a charitable angle; don’t show your ass by being cheap.

 

 

 

Scorpio

Put on your party pants Scorpios; whether you like it or not socializing is the summer agenda.  Instead of shutting everyone out, keep the lines of communication open.  It is unlike you to fuck up, so mind invitation details to avoid offending your host.  A heartbreaker of an old flame resurfaces this month.  Will you play with fire?  This grudge has taken up enough cardiac real estate.  Whether you ignore the overture or reciprocate, find a way to let go of the long-standing bitterness.

 

Sagittarius

Sags are looking good right now; take advantage of your heightened appeal and enjoy a day or two off the usual grind.  Reunions make for unexpected sparks with random acquaintances.  Have fun with the nostalgia, but don’t get too serious.  Focus some attention on gathering intel socially and professionally.  Knowledge is power.  Financially, Sags can expect more steady drip than flowing stream.  Manage accordingly.

 

Capricorn

May I congratulate you on the steps you’ve taken to make things right?  Effort duly noted.  Relationships aren’t ever easy for Caps, but after the New Moon positive change arrives.  Professional disappointments discourage and frustrate Caps in July.  A temper tantrum won’t help.  Keep work and home separate or suffer interpersonal misery.  No big shopping sprees in July for you.  Schedule important biznass sometime between the 8th-11th.

 

Aquarius

Aquarius enjoys great relationships or love prospects this July.  Keep the vibe easy breezy and without strings.  Code word: summer fling.  Let the good sexytimes distract you from office drama.  Storms gather at work; expect ego clashes, posturing, and backstabbing due to some planetary fuckery.  Fear not; by month’s end, Aquarius enjoy professional glory.

 

Pisces

Reasonably financially prudent, Pisces swim in unfamiliar water this month when you run into some unexpected money issues (which are totally your fault).  Rather than waste time stressing funds, devote time to DIY home improvement and gardening.  Midmonth, friends lighten the mood, and Pisces always get invited to the party.  However, romantic strings tangle in July and have you hunting for the scissors.  In contrast, work looks really fantastic, so enjoy the sun where it shines.

Aries

The first half of the month brings struggles to Aries.  Both romantic and familial connections suffer interference.  Consider the best way to defuse the drama.  Celestial movements make the second half of July an entirely different conversation.  Get ready for some super fun times and the potential for new love.  Already prone to sluttiness, don’t get carried away with the short-shorts and tequila.

 

Taurus

July brings drastic changes in almost every important relationship in your life.  Everyone close will feel the aches and pains.  Others may behave erratically; calm them with your steady reliability.  Enjoy long talks with those nearest and dearest during lazy lovely summer days.  Now is the time for a trip, long or short – make it happen if you can.  Always financially savvy, Taurus are extra amped to earn this month.

 

Gemini

Gemini glows in July.  Take the extra charm and direct it towards meeting new friends or getting back in touch with far-flung relatives.  We know how much Geminis hate to make decisions, but July demands you take a stand in that impossible relationship.  This time, you must initiate action.  Others may try to weasel into private financial dealings.  Stay vigilant and keep intruders out of your biznass.  Expect a flux of household income, but manage surplus wisely.