The Kardashians are over. You may feel like those over-saturated fame whores have already overstayed their welcome. I agree. This overness is different than justifiable Kardashian fatigue. Sunday’s episode triggered the Kardashian kollapse and you can thank Kanye for the downfall. Kanye’s unwillingness to allow North to be filmed for the show changes everything. We know Kim from the inside out. Literally. She can’t give it all away and then decide to snatch it back and expect her voyeuristic fanbase to remain loyal. We want to see Kim as a mother: changing the diapers, getting barfed on, all that delicious misery. How can they expect to successfully film around Kim being a mom? Withholding goes against the very Kardashian kore. You simply can’t film a birthing episode without a baby. They prep the nursery. We see the ultrasound. We admire Kim glammed at the hospital. The baby is the big finish – the money shot. Kim should know a little something about that. Nothing can last forever. The hypnotic Kardashian trance of hair and ass had to eventually lift like a cloud of mustard gas. Unless Kylie and Jaden film a sex tape, I wonder how the family will fill the next several contractually obligated seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Either Kanye sacrifices his first born to the insatiable child-eating E! Gods or we can blissfully kiss the Kardashians goodbye.
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