Yesterday, I began an intensive training with a well-known Expert. Almost 40 people paid a few thousand bucks each to spend 9 hours a day with this woman for the next 25 days. So today after sitting around howling at the Moon, the instructor turns to one of underlings who informs us that Expert “isn’t available during breaks or after class.” Bitch Please. The instructor is raking in over $150,000, and she can’t bother to say hello in the hallway? I totally understand time vampire sycophants, but I’m pretty sure you can get a VIP ticket with a little face-to-face time with fucking Beyoncé for $4,000. Slow your roll with the “totally unavailable” talk. Not only is this a rude and self-important first impression, but what kind of teacher imposes such an impersonal limitation on the student-teacher relationship?
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