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FALL FASHION 2010: BLACK

FALL FASHION 2010: cinched-waist suiting and separates

A sophisticated vision for Fall 2010 requires polish that suiting and tailored separates provide.

A timeless black suit might be worth the splurge.

Skinny or wide.

FALL FASHION 2010: RED

While the primary palette for Fall 2010 is black and gray, pops of color, especially red, punctuate the neutral landscape.

Consider cinnamon leather cigarette pants seen here at Balmain.

Soften the bold shade by letting it bleed into white.

Little Red Riding Hood takes a trip to Maison Martin Margiela.

Steal the scene in an unapologetically crimson cocktail frock.

Floating fire at Giambattista Valli.

Alright Beckham, you wore us down.

Embrace whimsy with scarlet separates.

Kill two birds with one stone with a ruby suit.

Mayjah gowns bitches!

BETTER BUFFED

When you really think about it, nail polish is sort of artificial and gross.  Once in awhile a lady or gent invests in a proper pedicure, but for the vast majority of our sad population, sloppy fucking feet abound.  Throwing some nasty polish on dirty feet fools no one.

First you need a foot file.  This should be used on dry feet.  Focus on your heels; your heels are gross.  After, you must moisturize.

In lieu of nail polish, try buffing your nails.  Buffing shines the nails and leaves them with a finish similar to clear nail polish (without the chemicals).  Gentlemen, you really should be doing this too if you plan to rock mandals.