Just a few days ago, our beloved Edith Flagg passed on to the polyester-lined afterlife at the age of 94. Edith Flagg survived the Holocaust, made a mint importing synthetic fabric, and enjoyed an especially close relationship with her grandson Josh Flagg. She sprinkled wisdom, love, and humor throughout the show and stole every scene she shot. I only knew you through the TV Grandma Edith, but I will miss you. We all wish we had a grandma like you. Baruch dayan emet.
Josh Altman’s fiance Heather Bilyeu really fucked up her face. Nose job, fillers, Botox, does the girl think she’s a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills? Straight up, she looks older, faker, and weirder, not younger and more beautiful. Heather’s gone Heidi Montag. Gross. I’ve always gotten such a desperate fame-seeing impression of her anyway, and now I can’t even look at her creepy immobile face.
I don’t like the new British guys. I miss Madison, and I really, really, really, miss The Chad.