It’s only Wednesday, but already I’ve heard whoppers of rumors concerning Joanna Krupa’s crotch. On part one of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion, Brazillian Bridezilla Adriana accused Joanna Krupa (washed-up commercial cheesecake model recently married to Euro-trash clubster lothario) of home-wrecking RHBH Yolanda Foster’s marriage to Mohamed Hadid (all vicious gossip transmitted vis–à–vis Brandi Glanville). Since the revelation, Mohamed has denied, denied, denied, but I believe, believe, believe. Only fueling the fire, Krupa taunted Brandi on Watch What Happens Live, so Brandi told everybody that she heard from mouthy Mohamed that Joanna has a stank pussy. Interestingly, Mark Consuelos confirmed the rumor by saying you could tell her pussy smelled just by looking at her. Smelly bitches have a look apparently. Thank you Mark Consuelos. Finally, previews for next week’s reunion have angry bitches shouting that Joanna’s pussy’s for hire. Well what is a past-her-prime Maxim girl to do? They can’t all be Kate Moss.