Dean cut his hand open preparing for friends and family night at culinary school. The first week of cooking class Dean biffed his egg dish. Next he sliced his hand open with a knife creating a wound which required 8 stitches. Dean’s dreams of his own cooking show are going up in a puff of burned frittata smoke. Doesn’t really matter anyway since these cooking classes still don’t justify his inclusion in the insipid couple segments the content-desperate entertainment shows insist on airing. After complimenting Stella on her good behavior last week, she had to go and blow it with an embarrassing meltdown in dance class. Despite her condition, Tori threw a Royal Wedding Slumber Party where she planned to stay up all night with her gays and staff. Access Hollywood stopped by for a chat, and then the gang snuggled into the sofa for Kate and Will’s union. Long live Queen Patsy!Tori lightly dozed on and off through the nuptials and capped the morning with a traditional English breakfast courtesy of Chef McDermott. With just a wisp of sleep under her pregnant belly, she ran off to film the Fashion Police Royal Wedding Special.Tori suffered a bout of self doubt when she learned that Mel B was 2 months further along in her pregnancy than Tori yet appeared significantly smaller in the belly.In the disorganization that is the McDermott asshole Baby Farm, Tori misplaced the dance bag, and the hunt had the whole family in a late tizzy to get to the dance recital.For this week’s date night, Dean prepared a surprise meal for Tori in The Grill’s kitchen. While in the kitchen, Dean admitted he had doubts about his commitment to a future in professional food preparation. For a man in his mid-forties, Dean flits among interests like a college undergrad searching for a major.Tori showed off some parenting skills by working a little reverse psychology on a resistant Liam during a photo shoot for Babytalk magazine. She obviously learned a lot about coaxing divas dealing with that demanding bitch Brian Austin Green during the BH 90210 days. On the second shoot for Parenting magazine, Liam threw another fit over his assigned role as Charlie Chaplin, but Dean lured him in with the promise of a mustache.
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