When you really think about it, nail polish is sort of artificial and gross. Once in awhile a lady or gent invests in a proper pedicure, but for the vast majority of our sad population, sloppy fucking feet abound. Throwing some nasty polish on dirty feet fools no one.
First you need a foot file. This should be used on dry feet. Focus on your heels; your heels are gross. After, you must moisturize.
In lieu of nail polish, try buffing your nails. Buffing shines the nails and leaves them with a finish similar to clear nail polish (without the chemicals). Gentlemen, you really should be doing this too if you plan to rock mandals.
There are some things in life so comforting you just keep coming back to them. Bonne Bell Lip Smacker is one of those things.
The primal and familiar smell of Dr. Pepper takes you right back to twelve years old.
The best flavors/colors are Mango, Wild Raspberry, and Dr. Pepper. Strawberry ain’t bad either. The remainder of the variety pack merits less attention. 
I won’t belabor the cautions printed on the bottle, but suffice to say, it just isn’t going to work if your base color is darker than light brown or if you have a lot of red undertones. You’ll end up brassy as hell and hate me forever. If your base color is pretty light, meaning you get natural blond highlights in the summer sun without color, then you are probably safe to proceed.
Back in the day, I never really had the patience for this stuff. I would spray it on and end up in the pool ten minutes later washing it all out. The key to dramatic results is heat, so I started spraying it in and working conditioner or apricot oil through my hair before hot yoga class. I get both deep conditioning and lightening benefits all while working out. The color is multi-dimensional, looks totally natural, and the process overall is less damaging than traditional highlights. Not to mention it costs about $5.