Teresa Giudice spent her first night in federal prison last night. Have you ever spent a night in jail? It is so dirty and terrifying. (No, I didn’t get a DUI. I know what you are thinking – assault charge!) I could not make it a year in jail. The temporary nature and constant influx of inmates makes jail crazy chaos. Federal prison is surely a more orderly and structured experience, but any style incarceration makes one day feel like one week. Teresa’s sentenced to over year. Another downside to fame, you can’t go on the lam. I’d so be on the lam. Sometimes I think about where I might lam off to. Certainly not Mexico. Iceland? Switzerland? Argentina? Thailand?
Benji and Cam got married. Cammie D has been preaching the single girl gospel for years and now she runs off and marries some tubby third rate rocker who hasn’t seen a hit in a decade? I’m so annoyed. What’s next? Fertility treatments? So standard issue, Cam, really I’m disappointed. I’m not surprised though, recently she has been looking really desperate, and it’s been one professional failure after another as of late. Eh em, Annie.