The Golden Globes fashion was so utterly weak sauce it isn’t worth the duplicative discussion to go ballsdeep in an indepth review. Lesbihonest, it’s a particularly bleak year when a pregnant woman steals the fashion show. No offense expectants.Even though she looks like a sexy swamp creature, Olivia Wilde wore this Gucci with a great deal of confidence. Also slightly less ratchet than the other chickens was Reese Witherspoon in Calvin Klein. Yes, it is a simple dress, but it fits and the color suits her. My primary critique is that the head-to-toe look reads too summery for January. Lastly, I can rarely despise anything about Cate Blanchett especially her incredible back displayed in Armani Prive.
The worst dressed was pretty much everybody else. Such Bad Choices.
I know everyone’s dick is hard for Lupita Nyong’o in the caped Ralph Lauren, but this dress is basically Gwyneth’s white Tom Ford number in red. I’m over it Little Red Riding Hood.