Would you rather have your car washed and gassed every week or receive a pair of diamond earrings?
Me = care for the car bitch. 
Would you rather couple with someone of means with no sex drive or a poor person who is always pawing at you?
Me = desire over dinero. 
Would you rather take an exotic trip with four people you barely know or stay home alone?
Me = I’d rather be domestically bored than internationally annoyed. 
Would you rather have 1 oz of premium chocolate or a whole bag of Hershey’s?
Me = It’s chocolate so I’ll take either in a pinch, but quality over quantity. 
Would you rather have a $100,000 home that is paid for or a $1,000,000 home with a mortgage? 
Me = free and clear. 
So this isn’t going to help with your pre-Hawaii crash diet or anything, but these Chocolove bars are fucking everything okay. Per everyone’s advice, we are supposed to eat the dark chocolate. Add in a little dried fruit to cut the bitterness and I’m with you.
Honestly though, in my most Chocoloving moments I can take an entire milk chocolate bar down all by myself. Judge me. Go ahead. 
Don’t forget about the Marshmallow Fluff. It’s a great alternative to using marshmallows which contain gelatin. 
Use marshmallow creme to make vegetarian-friendly rice treats and s’mores. Ricemellow for the vegans. 
Try these Luna Protein Bars yet? Introduced in 2010, I prefer these to the original Luna Bars. 
Luna Protein Bars have a rounder shape and are covered in chocolatey goodness. The texture and mouth feel are addictive. These could become a habit-forming problem. In addition to a respectable amount of calcium, folate, and other minerals, gain a whopping 7 grams of protein and save 70 calories and 2 grams of fat over a similarly sized Snickers bar. 
