Tag Archives: Christmas

Christmas Wishes for my Bitches

MINE BITCHTHE HOFF XMAS

SLIPKNOT CHRISTMAS

CHRISTMAS COOKIESAUDREY HEPBURNSTUCKMEOW KITTYDORK REINDEER FAMILYELVISBAD DAD XMASHAPPY KIDSHH I PUT HASH IN THE FRUITCAKEMR TINTO THE WOODS

Happy Dollidays

Sunday with the 12 Days of Christmas

12 Drummers Drumming

11 Pipers Piping10 Lords a-Leaping

9 Ladies Dancing

8 Maids a-Milking

7 Swans a-Swimming6 Geese a-laying

5 Golden Rings

4 Calling Birds3 French Hens2 Turtle Dovesand a partridge in a pear tree.

 

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Accepting Hideous Gifts with Grace

For some of us, Christmas means sitting around with people we don’t like opening presents we don’t want.  This is the gift of adulthood.  The only upside is booze.Microeconomists theorize Christmas gift giving as a deadweight loss.  Basically, all the crap we exchange has less value than what we pay for it, and storing the clutter costs more than it’s worth.  Nevertheless, we must learn to accept less desirable baubles with grace.  No matter how ill-suited the gift, don’t allow your reaction to match its inappropriateness.  Suck up your disdain; the only acceptable response to a gift is gratitude.  No need to disingenuously lay it on thick; a sincere expression of thanks will suffice.  Flex your honesty muscles, and you may end up with a sobbing mother-in-law.