Johnny Depp (Ralph Lauren) and Amber Heard (Balenciaga) are like two positively charged ions that repel me.It was ill-fitting Givenchy for the Carters. Think Kanye’s pussy hurts because Tisci is cheating on him with Jay? Of course Gucci dressed their spokesbitch Blake and her overrated Reynolds. Gsus, her body won’t quit. Are these Beckhams human or did someone snatch their wax statues from Madame Tussauds? David’s in Ralph Lauren and Victoria’s in a gown of her own design. My favorite couple of the night Emma Stone (in Thakoon) + Andrew Garfield. The brides wore Lanvin. This is a major improvement over the sofa Kim wore last year, but this gown is still too bulky for her diminutive size. By the look on her face, I can’t tell if Sarah Silverman is in on the joke and that concerns me. For a homely guy, Michael Sheen snags a lot of interesting pussy, no?
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