The media latched onto Madonna’s alleged tour contract rider request for a new toilet seat at each venue as if it were the most extravagant thing in the world. In truth, you can pick up a new toilet seat for next to nothing. If yours is nasty, replace it. Changing a toilet seat is simple and cheap, and so there really is no excuse for having a worn, discolored or decaying throne. The house I just moved into has wooden seats. Best believe those came off right away. I personally prefer a white seat, but a clean seat in any color or pattern will do.
How do you really get yourself or your shower clean without a detachable shower head? Masturbatory importance aside, a detachable shower head is a must. Much like a new toilet seat, a handheld shower is easy to install and is completely DIY. This fix is a cheap investment in exchange for a major upgrade in luxury. 
The final fix is a little more involved, but also well worth it under certain circumstances. First, why does every kitchen sink leak? Today the all volunteer in-house maintenance crew came and switched out the kitchen faucet from a shitty, standard, non-hand sprayer variety to a super modern style. Like the shower, I find a hand sprayer essential to effectively cleaning the kitchen sink. When he put the house on the market, the owner did a crappy glamor install on a new faucet instead of a proper job and it gushed water from beneath. Thankfully, my super skillful and handsome handyman fixed it all up and now not only does it not leak, but I have a hand sprayer pull out that I really need to be happy.
Shawn wrote asking about the “D” jackets Brad Goreski wore on The RZP this season. Well Shawn, after some exhaustive research, I’ve got an answer for you. I’m pretty damn sure Dsquared designed the jacket you desire. As we all know, Brad hearts his Dsquared. The white and black tuxedo bomber jacket he rocked in Milan looks like a variation on a theme Dean and Dan presented for S/S 2010. I’m not sure who he had to blow to get it, because I couldn’t find a picture of that exact jacket anywhere else. 
Okay Shawn, I’m not sure if you are rolling in dough or what, but these puppies cost upwards of $1,000. Also, since this is last season’s style, who knows if it is still available? Honestly, I think you could create this look, DIY-style, for much less. With such a trendy item, only you can decide if it is worth the investment. 
Keep the requests coming ya’ll. Mama loves a challenge.