Thank heavens Portlandia returns tonight with new a brand new season.
As many of you know, Fred and Carrie churn out one of the cleverest sketch shows on the scene. For those who haven’t yet visited Portlandia, grab your bike, catch up and catch on. 
New and improved formula now includes chunks of Eddie Vedder. Yum. 
TV on the Radio. Nine Types of Light. Fucking brilliant. RIP Gerard Smith. 
Stevie Nicks. In Your Dreams. Not better than the old stuff, but still completely decent. 
Not a huge Killers fan, but Flamingo, the new solo record from Brandon Flowers, has really grown on me. 
Danger Mouse & Daniele Luppi present Rome. Highlight: Two Against One. 
Eddie Vedder. Ukulele Songs. Let the golden baritone sing you a lullaby against the sound of Hawaiian waves.
LEO
Find a way to shine your light on someone who needs it.
VIRGO
Be careful not to overheat.
LIBRA
Embrace the change.
SCORPIO
Throw out all your calculations.
SAGITTARIUS
Your obsequious flirting undermines your sincerity.
CAPRICORN
You owe someone an apology.
AQUARIUS
Find a way out of your head.
PISCES
Don’t waste your time feeling guilty.
ARIES
Your polished demeanor can make you unsympathetic.
TAURUS
Challenge your assumptions.
GEMINI
For you, anticipation is the worst part.
CANCER
Time to regroup.