By now, you’ve surely heard that Brad and Angie are engaged. How boring, predictable, and smacking of PR strategy. No one has forgotten that stupid leg Angelina, no one. Nor that neither of you make movies I actually want to see anymore.It wasn’t even a year ago Brad was on the Ellen DeGeneres show proclaiming with nobility how he wouldn’t marry until the gays could.
What about the gays Brad? What about the gays!?
Blaming the kids, the couple abandoned their support of those denied the opportunity. Kids want a lot of things – chocolate, toys, attention. Wait five minutes and they’ll want something new. Really shitty to abandon the gays. Really shitty indeed. Here’s the ring, since that’s all some of you bitches care about. No judgment, I was curious too. I’m almost too distracted by the freaky, vein-snaggled claw to even notice the ring.