Virgo
Happy Birthday virtuous Virgos! Rooted in Earth and known for mutable and feminine qualities, Virgo communicates eloquently and possesses impeccable manners. This month you’ll be especially articulate and persuasive. In September, carefully mind your bank accounts and holdings. Relationships are simpatico. You and your partner feel especially synchronized. Keep the wallet shut. If you must spend, research bargains. Special Virgo birthday shout out to my long time EDF Lisa. Love you girl.
Libra
Libras are vulnerable to identity theft this month. It will come from an unexpected person or organization. Mindfully manage personal information in all dealings this September. Sloppiness will cost you. After some misunderstandings last month, you find a way to make things right with your charm and diplomacy. A genuinely forgiving attitude can salvage relationships. September brings on spendy temptations. Maintain a conservative attitude towards purchases.
Scorpio

That long hard run has finally caught up to you, forcing Scorpios to spend most of September nursing themselves back to health. Don’t be thinking you are the exception to the rule of proper diet and ample rest. You more than anyone suffer when you let those areas of self-care slide. New friends enter the mix this month. Let your guard down a little and enjoy some fresh energy. The career takes off this month. Build a trustworthy team to support your professional ascent.
Sagittarius 
Sags look forward to an evenly paced September. You might get a little restless and plan a fun trip or finally engage in that activity you’ve been meaning to try. If that new activity happens to be sexual, remember dirty things end up on the internet. All this creativity floods relationships with happiness. Those unattached may convert friendship to love this September. Professionally, all looks favorable with new opportunities on the horizon.
Capricorn
Capricorns feel lost right now professionally and personally. Afraid of exhibiting vulnerability, you stifle your true voice. When Caps reveal the truth, success will follow in both areas. September is a better month for major splurges. Evaluate the options carefully and then move forward. An opportunity for a trip or visitors materializes this month. Try to make it happen.
Aquarius 
Occasionally, the stars align and the clouds rain down good fortune. Such is the case for Aquarius this September. Games of luck and chance could be especially profitable. Visits with your partner’s family may send chills up your spine. Swallow down all those little jabbing comments with a gulp (of booze). Transportation could get hectic during the last half of the month. Hitch a ride, or better yet walk.
Pisces
Pisces shine in September. You trade in melancholia this month for a buoyant mood. This sunny outlook brightens and lightens the heavy hearts of those surrounding you. Even though Pisces burst with energy in September, listen carefully. Don’t get behind with responsibilities even when fun calls. Prioritize wisely and you can fit everything in this busy September.
Aries
September brings a little romantic intrigue for Aries. Evaluate the situation with a skeptical eye. Stay mellow this month and keep social engagements casual and easy. After the 18th, the planets provide a social jolt, but feelings remain murky. Seemingly out of nowhere, another option pops up at the end of September. Wait for the reveal before making any permanent decisions.
Taurus 
Prepare for struggle and strife this September, Taurus. People will drive you crazy with their agendas and maneuvering. Try not to get too upset. You know deep down that focused and thorough work pays off. On the relationship front, an interesting opportunity arises. Don’t dismiss this person just because the immediate impression isn’t romantic. Listen to your inner nudge; it could save your ass this month.
Gemini 
You’ve done well lately financially Gemini and you will continue to prosper. Keep on eye on the portfolio this September or your investments could take a hit. After a busy summer, relax and nest this month. Keep activities family-oriented and home-centric. Make further connections by getting to know friends of friends. At times you disregard your instincts and first impressions. If something or someone feels off, it is.
Cancer
Your purse gets slutty this month and opens her legs indiscriminately to fulfill your shopping desires. Tell that ho to slow her roll so you don’t end up one bankrupt Cancer. That control freak in your life – avoid that motherfucker in September. Some fun creeps in by way of day trips. Maybe consider an end of summer romp in the amusement park for nostalgia’s sake? Good sex acts as a prelude to promising relationship progress.
Leo
Leos get bogged down this September with constant little drains on their time and energy. Even though you may feel like making a hasty retreat, avoiding the figurative stack of correspondence and calls won’t make them disappear. Keep out of the intense fray at work. The hostile environment has got folks acting a fool. Don’t be one of them. September’s unpredictable weather brings travel delays. You’ve been warned. This month put your balls on the table and ask you-know-who out on a date. This person is worth courting.