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Happy Birthday dear Libra! How we love your pretty face and even temper. You add grace and elegance to the scene and are usually a welcome addition to any gathering. Not one for upfront drama, Libras prefer to navigate behind backs. Libras can be gossipy, but typically aren’t cutting and mean. You aren’t great about keeping your word and should work on strengthening your reliability muscles. October brings much in the way of blessings to lucky Libra. Professionally, some Libras are on the hunt. A little innocent flirting may just land the job. The employed Libra begins to feel comfortable which leads to more contribution on your part. Your ideas land and are appreciated. Don your best apparel for festivities, some of which will be celebrating well-liked Libras. Take care in accessorizing. Key pieces end up useful conversation starters.
Scorpio enjoys October: the crisp air, the leaves, the end of the year, saying goodbye. Scorpio can get nostalgic and stuck in unhealthy patterns. Use the last three months of the year to permanently change what you have been putting off all year. Most Scorpios are addicted to something. Gain control over indulgence. Focus on more productive activities like tidying up your home before winter. Start putting together your costume ideas early because the Halloween party invitations begin to arrive in the next couple weeks. Take the month to get your body together and then kill all them bitches with your major look at the party.
All that hustle of previous months finally pays off in October when Sags find their calendar crammed with commitments. Going from one extreme to another creates much stress. How will you deal with the added pressure? When your anxiety takes hold you can be really difficult to cope with, so do everyone a favor and plan your life with some cushion. Don’t overextend. Prioritize around convenience. Think about others too, as Sags can be notoriously narcissistic and shallow. Enjoy a few sweet treats, but don’t overdo the candy intake towards the end of the month. Eat simply, seasonally, and locally to feel your best and avoid the fall colds going around.
Capricorn experiences a crisis of conscience in October that results in manic and unpredictable behavior. Poor impulse control and a mean self-destructive streak lure you into risky behavior like DUIs, random sex, and gambling. If you hitch a ride on this downward spiral expect to spend the rest of the year cleaning up a hell of a mess. Those Caps wise enough to head off erratic actions will demonstrate a new level of self-mastery. What about love Capricorn? Will it ever be time for love? A person can’t live on work, friends, and family forever. Consider what you want in a relationship and pursue a suitable mate as you would any one of your other life aspirations.
Broad thinking Aquarius always has an answer for everything. Smart, practical, and playing the long game, more impulsive signs envy the cool detachment Aquarius displays. Spend some time strengthening key relationships in October. Rather than spreading your energy thin, focus on a few important people and flood them with attention. Parties pop up at the end of the month which gives you a good excuse to try on a new identity for the night. Wear a mask and maintain a mysterious air. Listen. You’ll be surprised what you overhear when your identity is unknown. The information will be valuable.
Riding a merry-go-round of good feelings over the past several weeks, Pisces find that all the loose ends left undone lately cause chaos in October. Pisces scramble to catch up and for the most part succeed. The hustle has left you a little resentful though. Those little rituals you love, remember they are important too for keeping Pisces grounded. However, a new routine for a new season will benefit Pisces. Make fitness a priority. Take time alone. Eat as clean and simply as possible now as there will be a lot of obligation eating later in the season. Definitely dance often, big, and crazy.
Vibrant Aries light up a room with vivacious energy, but often feel like subtle nuances of their personality get overlooked. Don’t worry, we notice the details Aries and one of the most important details about you is that you’re a fantastic friend. For the most part you make an excellent partner, except when you get self-righteous about not feeling appreciated, and then your eye begins to wander. Aries tend to require a lot of external validation, but I’m sure you’ve evolved past needing the approval of others. The more important question is whether you approve of yourself right now?
October serves up a new round of frustration with your central relationship Taurus. While your mate means well and really tries, you just aren’t sure of whether this person can fully deliver on all your needs – which by the way are significant. Taurus definitely perceives herself as low-maintenance, when in fact Bulls can be one of the most difficult signs to deal with and satisfy. High standards are great, but realistically accept how demanding you truly are. A fierce and loyal lover, Bulls make their companions feel safe and protected…until they start nit-picking and tearing their paramour apart. Learn the difference between kindness and weakness. Not every warm gesture has to sacrifice your pride.
Gemini suffer under the weight of tremendous responsibility, both professionally and personally in October. Most of this burden is self-imposed, but that won’t stop you from complaining about it. Your work ethic is impressive, and it explains why most of the Twins have hung on to their jobs during recent economic challenges. Those of you prowling for employment have an edge over most, and that edge is your big-ass brain. Even though you are super smart, Gemini acts spacey and often isn’t present in the moment. Give folks the honor of your full attention. Concentrate, listen, and see how your connections benefit and grow as a result.
Cancers have worked hard over the last several months to get their shit together and for the foreseeable future things look relatively stable. Good for you! Now what are you going to do to fuck it up? I’m only half-kidding as you are a famous self-saboteur. Focus on executing your responsibilities thoroughly, completely, and with a high degree of quality. Cancers get dreamy and distracted when work becomes demanding. You can get away with a little fantasizing, but keep at least one toe grounded in reality or find yourself embarrassed and confused when you are caught sniffing the roses on the clock.
Big proud Leo gathers new friends and acquaintances together in October for fun fall socializing. Your warm demeanor entices other to join you in merriment this month and as a result lasting connections are made. Pat yourself on the back for uniting folks Leo. Building community isn’t easy. You contribute significantly to the happiness of those lucky enough to share your company. Platonic demands distract you from romance, but you will enjoy a cute flirtation. So often a zingy flirt can be as satisfying as a good fuck. Sneak in rest in October’s calmer moments Leo, so you’ll look your best when it really counts.
Ready for a slower pace in October Virgo? You are worn out and need to recoup from a long run of demands on your time and energy. October will force you to slow down one way or another. May I gently suggest you go voluntarily rather than kicking and screaming? This month devote your energy to a few key events. Delegate daily tasks to eager beavers looking for more responsibility. This will free up your time to concentrate on more important matters. Virgo, make breathing room in your life for what you really want so it can flourish and grow. Take a walk in the leaves.
So I’m certainly not suggesting you hand out raisins or anything, but at least consider going vegan when selecting treats to pass out this year. Here are a few animal-friendly options for the ungrateful brats.
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Rotten with sugar? Don’t forget another seasonal favorite, roasted pumpkin seeds. Give the candy away and enjoy this nutritious yummy snack instead.
Halloween is just a week away, so it is officially time to start panicking over a costume. Beware of these common dress-up blunders to avoid humiliation, mockery, and generally making an ass of yourself this year.
Don’t go too slutty. Did we learn anything from Kelly Taylor’s turn as a slutty witch on that classic Halloween episode of BH 90210? Don’t be a desperate shivering bitch tromping around in next-to-nothing. Halloween is not an excuse to act out your deepest exhibitionist fantasy in public. Go with a clever rather than cooter-revealing costume to elicit legit attention. On this same tip, dressing up as Snooki is so 3 years ago and totally forbidden.Don’t overly complicate. Returning to BH 90210, (where all of life’s most essential lessons are learned), don’t pull a Donna Martin mermaid moment and wear some get-up that restricts basic mobility. Everyone will snicker behind your back and it smacks of over-effort. On the other end of the spectrum, Don’t go too cutesy. The most successful costumes frighten, disguise, imitate, or evoke humor. If you wanna go pretty-pretty princess, throw on an old prom dress, pour fake blood over your head, and go as Carrie.
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