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I’m not sure how he did it, but he wiggled some tubing around and now the washer works! Thanks TY!
It’s like my washer and dryer are giving breech birth to him.
I’m working a 35 day uninterrupted stretch, and I really needed to clean my house today. After triumphing over a vacuum repair, I was bummed to discover my washing machine is on the fritz. As the device is less than a year old, this glitch makes me frown. At least my house is clean now, even if I can’t do laundry. I ain’t got time for testy appliances. Fuck a boyfriend, I need a handyperson.
After the premiere last night, I needed to sleep on my feelings about the new RHNY Housewife Kristen Taekman. In a word – vacant. Would it kill Andy to cast a intelligent woman to raise the discourse above girlish clichés and screeching hysteria? I hate to say it, but since Bethenny left the RHNY the show has been extra boring and super fake.People keep coming up to me and complaining of a sore throat. I ask them if they have humidifiers. They never do. That’s why your throat hurts! Moisten the air fool.
The media latched onto Madonna’s alleged tour contract rider request for a new toilet seat at each venue as if it were the most extravagant thing in the world. In truth, you can pick up a new toilet seat for next to nothing. If yours is nasty, replace it. Changing a toilet seat is simple and cheap, and so there really is no excuse for having a worn, discolored or decaying throne. The house I just moved into has wooden seats. Best believe those came off right away. I personally prefer a white seat, but a clean seat in any color or pattern will do.How do you really get yourself or your shower clean without a detachable shower head? Masturbatory importance aside, a detachable shower head is a must. Much like a new toilet seat, a handheld shower is easy to install and is completely DIY. This fix is a cheap investment in exchange for a major upgrade in luxury.
The final fix is a little more involved, but also well worth it under certain circumstances. First, why does every kitchen sink leak? Today the all volunteer in-house maintenance crew came and switched out the kitchen faucet from a shitty, standard, non-hand sprayer variety to a super modern style. Like the shower, I find a hand sprayer essential to effectively cleaning the kitchen sink. When he put the house on the market, the owner did a crappy glamor install on a new faucet instead of a proper job and it gushed water from beneath. Thankfully, my super skillful and handsome handyman fixed it all up and now not only does it not leak, but I have a hand sprayer pull out that I really need to be happy.
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