He has to google words I use in text messages. You don’t know what auspicious means?
Auspicious: showing or suggesting that future success is likely.
He spends three dates talking exclusively about himself and then says “I can’t wait to learn everything about you.”
I hate his shoes.He cares more about being perceived as cool than he does about my feelings.
My Kelly LeBrock and James Spader references sailed over his thinning hair.