No Botox Brit
Bitch Be Tawking Crazy Brit
Nub Nails Brit
Snackin’ Brit, that’s a sloppy-ass table ladies.
And my personal favorite, Side-Eye Brit.
For those keeping count, it was just one Herve Leger bandage dress this episode. Her other two looks were a gold Stella McCartney and a pink Brian Lichtenberg bodycon number. 
Betsey Johnson
Prabal Gurung
Rodarte
Calvin Klein
Giles
Monique L’huillier
Lela Rose
Erin Fetherston
Herve Leger
I’ve been trolling around for some ferocious looks for a wedding rolling up this Labor Day weekend and can’t believe the stale inventory at many boutiques. After a few years of ubiquity, can we give the Herve Leger a rest please? Holy fucking bandage dress enough is enough.
Hardcore body-con has been over for quite awhile. Even skanks who wore this look two years ago donned it two years too late since this shit hasn’t looked fresh since before oh-eight. Let’s move on from the shrink wrapped look to something a little less obvious and desperate. Hate to break it, but as you can see, the silhouette is not as forgiving or wearable as many girls would like to believe.
Courtesy of Max Azria, Leger’s one trick pony has pranced up and down the runway with slight variations for several seasons. Is that all you got Herve? I’m sick of the same old tired tea. Give me something fresh please.
Seriously, this glorified spanx shit is so boring. I know I’m not the first to raise this objection, but this dress keeps coming back. Please don’t; promise you won’t. 















