I’m throwing an epic garage sale this weekend and already folks have dropped by and tried to get a jump start on the bargains.  Not only is this early bird trend super rude, it is extra tacky. We’ve already discussed how a drop-in from a friend can be uncomfortable.  When the unexpected visit comes from a totally fucking random stranger it feels downright intrusive.  This presumptuous twat pounded on the door thinking I would give her first look at any bedroom sets.  Bitch please, I would never encourage such gross behavior even if it costs me a sale. Garage sales are hellish enough without assholes repeatedly ringing the bell at all hours days before the sale even begins.  Seriously, it’s a garage sale, not the opening of a new IKEA.  Everybody just calm the fuck down.