I’m throwing an epic garage sale this weekend and already folks have dropped by and tried to get a jump start on the bargains. Not only is this early bird trend super rude, it is extra tacky. We’ve already discussed how a drop-in from a friend can be uncomfortable. When the unexpected visit comes from a totally fucking random stranger it feels downright intrusive. This presumptuous twat pounded on the door thinking I would give her first look at any bedroom sets. Bitch please, I would never encourage such gross behavior even if it costs me a sale. Garage sales are hellish enough without assholes repeatedly ringing the bell at all hours days before the sale even begins. Seriously, it’s a garage sale, not the opening of a new IKEA. Everybody just calm the fuck down.
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