Friday, January 25th, 2013
I am not a fan of chitchat. To paraphrase Bethenny Frankel (sorry), I don’t like small talk, I like big talk. Perhaps the most annoying question – more annoying than “where are you from?” or “what do you do?” is – What kind of music do you listen to?
I fucking loathe this question for a myriad of reasons. First, when asked my mind inevitably goes blank, and all I can think of is Bob Marley. This answer is almost as annoying as the question because who the fuck doesn’t like Bob Marley?
Second, it’s a loaded fucking question. The asker is really leveraging this question to bathe you in judgment. For example, if you say indie, then you become Indie and all that it implies. The most commonly tired-ass trite answer to this question is, “…anything but country.” But for those hedgers, I have one word for you: Jolene. If you go super obscure, you risk looking like a try-hard douche, and if you answer Maroon 5, then you are a douche.
Third, the people who like to ask this grating question also like to follow it up with a pop-quiz. Oh, you like techno, have you heard the new Trentemøller? (Word of advice, if you must answer this dreadful question don’t ever answer with “techno” even if you fucking love techno). Oh, you like The White Stripes, have you heard Jack White’s new solo album? These questions just become an opportunity for the asker to act like an all-knowing asshole.
Asking someone’s music taste is a generic inquiry and answering it is rife with potential dignity issues. Nobody really cares what kind of music anybody listens to anyway, so let’s all come up with some new thinly-veiled opportunity for judgment. 
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Tags: Bethenny Frankel, Bob Marley, Dolly Parton, etiquette, High Fidelity, indie rock, Jem and the Holograms, John Cusack, Jolene, listen, live music, manners, small talk, Trentemøller
Tuesday, August 7th, 2012
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Tags: Althea and Donna, Bat for Lashes, current rotation, dance, dance music, indie rock, Kimbra, Leah Love, listen, live music, Other Lives, Passion Pit, reggae
Thursday, June 14th, 2012
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Tags: baddest bitch, Brooklyn, Crystal Stilts, Disintegration, Dum Dum Girls, Frankie Rose, indie rock, listen, live music, real estate, The Cure, Vivian Girls
Saturday, January 14th, 2012
Which of you persistent whores scored Coachella tickets? If you succeeded, congratulations. Both weekends sold out in 3 hours, with most of weekend one tickets snatched up during last year’s presale. If you didn’t, no worries. Demeter Clarc’s coverage will make you feel like you experienced the giant human stank that is Coachella first hand.
With over 130 different musical acts scheduled to perform, only the most musically well-versed have familiarity with the entire roster. For the rest of us who need a remedial, over the next few months we’ll explore the best of what the Coachella line-up has to offer. Here’s the start of a cheat sheet to help you cram for your Coachella final in April. Consider listening to the whole album out of respect for the effort as a complete work and (hopefully) a complete thought.
Artist: SBTRKT
Album: SBTRKT
Songs: Wildfire, Trials of the Past
Artist: Feist
Recent Album: Metals
Songs: Caught A Long Wind, How Come You Never Go There
Artist: Beats Antique
Recent Albums: Blind Threshold, Elektrafone
Songs: Spiderbite, Vardo
Artist: EMA
Album: Past Life Martyred Saints
Songs: Breakfast, California
Artist: tUnE-yArDs
Album: w h o k i l l
Songs: Es-so, Powa
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Tags: Beats Antique, Blind Threshold, Coachella 2012, cocktail music, dance, dance music, Dance Records, Demeter Clarc, Elektrafone, EMA, Feist, indie rock, listen, live music, Metals, Past Life Martyred Saints, SUBTRKT, tUnE-yArDs, w h o k i l l
Saturday, November 12th, 2011
Hey music muffins. Last night was all about Lykke Li and the Swedish Star didn’t disappoint. She made us wait, but when she arrived on a sparse stage with white lights and super long black curtains, she served up the best of her 2 album catalog.
What she wore? Proving once again bodycon is dead, she appeared in a very interesting get-up indeed. Mizz Li werked some kind of black pants (possibly a bodysuit?) with some flowy, scarvy type action. There might have been a robe involved. See below. Very Stockholm. This totally modern choice kept the focus on the music. The hair? Ombre bitches.
The music was fantastic. We had some serious bass moments, a dance break, some Kanye, and even a little Righteous Brothers. She kept the energy up through the relatively short set and took off like a whirling dervish prior to breaking for the encore.
Lykke Li proved again her vocal nuance is no studio magic. This girl can sing and she does so in an original, creative, and self-restrained way. Her cover of Unchained Melody was enchanting perfection, and that song usually kind of annoys me.
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Tags: dance, dance music, Dance Records, female artist, indie rock, Kanye West, live music, Lykke Li, Righteous Brothers, Swedish, Wounded Rhymes, Youth Novels
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Tags: Angles, Billy Joel, Duran Duran, Fabrizio Moretti, Family Feud, indie rock, Julian Casablancas, Machu Picchu, MUSIC, Oasis, The Cars, The Strokes, Tom Petty
Saturday, August 7th, 2010