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Gigolos: The Cock Cage

This week on Gigolos, Mistress Samantha justified her late-night sex-toy shopping spree by locking Jimmy’s cock in a cage.  During the first encounter, she administered the device and this was their exchange.

“Oh, you’ve got some big balls.”“They come from my Mom’s side.”

Later the guys hung at Brace’s house.  Note that he and Teresa Giudice share the same interior design aesthetic.

“I’m not being weird or anything, but I wanna see that sonofabitch.”

Jimmy revealed his accessory, and this was the Gigolo gang’s reaction to the shocking sight of the cock cage.“A cock cage, alright, now that’s some fucked up white people shit because you’d never catch a brother with a cage around his dick.” “A cock cage kinda feels like an eagle is clutching your junk like it’s a salmon.  You know, it’s just one of the most uncomfortable things ever.”


Time to discuss Gigolos, Showtime’s new series about five male escorts working in Las Vegas.  Nowadays it takes quite a bit to shock, but Gigolos goes all the way with full-frontal nudity, ball smacking doggie style, and even a gang bang.Meet Nick, the tatted-up “bad boy.”  The most interesting thing about Nick is trying to solve the mystery of what he’s covering under that all-encompassing shoulder tattoo.  His school teacher client compared the body art to spilled spaghetti.This is Jimmy serving young Randall Batinkoff.  Remember For Keeps? Bonus point if you do.

Steven wants you to know he’s a Scorpio and devoted father.

Vin is the newest member of the manwhore crew and was allegedly brought in to provide diversity. Over-bronzed Brace is the past-his-prime, bourbon-soaked surfer-type.Analyzing what motivates the women who hire these “professionals” is really more interesting than the discount Don Juans themselves.  A teacher, a zaftig medical assistant, and a dick-hungry divorcee all participate in sex on camera within the first two episodes.Rumor has it since the premiere early this month, the escort service Cowboys 4 Angels is blowing up.  Sorry boys, this particular agency caters exclusively to women.

If you enjoy Cathouse, check out the flipside on Gigolos.