Whitney fetched SF fling Jaq from the airport to help organize The Pants & Pumps Throwdown. Whitney explained the event as a lesbian field day that pits the fem lezzies against the butch gals all for the benefit of charity. Upon the conclusion of an afternoon of prop making, the two dropped trou for a slow, yet surprisingly lackluster showerfuck.
Francine’s mom Yoko flew in to LA and arrived dressed like a slot-machine-addicted Vegas retiree. Even after throwing back two poolside cocktails and chain smoking a few cigarettes, Franny still couldn’t muster the courage to reveal her girl-loving proclivities to her strict Japanese mother.The next day Franny brought Yoko back to her house and tried to ply her with rice wine before dropping the gay sake bomb. Yoko took it surprisingly well, probably because like most mothers of homosexual children, she’s known of her daughter’s predilection perhaps even before Francine did. When Franny mentioned Claire and admitted the two were once lovers, Yoko echoed the sentiment of the season: “that girl really really bad.”In their on-going attempts to reproduce, Kacy and Cori assembled a group of friends for a fertility ceremony on the beach. Using a traditional symbol of fecundity – lilies – the gang focused their energy on inviting a new soul to join them. Then they optimistically tossed the flowers into the ocean one by one.
With a ripe follicle detected, Cori and Kacy underwent another round of insemination with the hope that this time the procedure would produce a baby. A quick search did not reveal any confirmation that the two have since successfully conceived, but best of luck on their quest to breed.
After completing preparations for The Pants & Pumps Throwdown, Jac and Whit hit the club. Sara turned up with new girlfriend Erica, and Whit was completely distracted by their drunk and fervent PDA. Always caving to her carnal desires against her better judgment, it was obvious how this scenario would play out for Whitney. Sara’s been the one cooch she could never lock down, so Whit will keep going back over and over until she gains the upper-hand. Whitney doesn’t love Sara. Whitney loves the chase.
The whole idea of a lesbian field day seemed lame at first, but in actuality the event looked pretty fun. The series of contests from tying a tie to applying false eye lashes were meant to provoke stereotypes. In some ways the contest just reinforced traditional notions, especially when the Pants predictably emerged victorious.
The day peaked with chocolate syrup kiddie pool wrestling. Kacy and Cori got so hot watching nearly nude Scarlett and Eli struggle against one another they had to discreetly retreat to the bushes to alleviate the intolerable sexual tension.
After a challenging season, good news for Romi, her accessory line Hija Por Vida was well received by Udi Behr of Love and Pride. The promising professional step left Romi and her partner Vanessa feeling elated. However, Romi still can’t take credit for single-handedly starting the tired-ass feather earring trend. Though she does deserve credit for pulling her life together and doing something more this season than get wasted and fucked with a second-hand strap on.