We met up with LuAnn and a teenage Victoria in the Hamptons. Victoria reassured the Countess that she was perfectly fine with the weekend mommy arrangement. LuAnn took her daughter’s permission to play Sex and the City with a sigh of relief. Big surprise a 15 year old doesn’t want her mom around. Internet scandal involving sweet little Victoria in 3…2…1…Sonja joined Kelly in the Hamptons for a ride at the amazingly impeccable Wölffer Estate Stables. Kelly tried to show off, even though her riding skills aren’t particularly impressive. Kelly triggered Sonja’s competitive streak, emboldening her to try and match Kelly canter for canter. Her over-confidence resulted in a humbling ass-first dismount into a pile of horseshit.LuAnn, Sonja, and Barshop debated the merits of Quogue where Barshop planned a riding party of her own. In the course of the conversation, Sonja and LuAnn revealed that they didn’t receive evites to the event and a wave of panic swept Barshop’s face. Then Sonja made a jab about putting Completely Bare emails in her junk folder, and that pretty much set the hot wax on that relationship. Now how long until Barshop tears a strip of Sonja’s ass, or will it be the other way around?One glass of Pinot Grigio later, Ramona mounted a sanctimonious high-horse of her own by making critical digs about LuAnn’s parenting style, calling her a “Weekend Mom.”Barshop stirred the horseshit by pulling Kelly aside under the pretext of warning her not to bring her children to Sonja’s upcoming soiree. The whole exchange really made no sense because Ramona was there at LuAnn’s, would be at Quogue later, and therefore would have numerous opportunities to confront Kelly with or without Sonja’s meddling.At the controversial Quogue party, Ramona demanded Pinot Grigio and a trusty mount immediately. She had something critical to say about everything from the food to her lack of autonomy while riding. After turning her nose up at every aspect of the party, Ramona pressed Kelly to talk about the stupid fight they are in that no one cares about. Kelly learned her lesson with Bethenny a couple seasons back and steadfastly rebuffed Ramona’s efforts to engage her.Ramona joined the other ladies already seated around a table. Barshop stirred the shit again when she mentioned a brunch Kelly was hosting the next day from which Ramona was excluded. Rude people love to call other people rude, and Ramona couldn’t help but call Kelly out on the social faux pas.Ramogre stomped around the party in search of a new victim when Howard, Cindy’s brother, caught her eye. She approached him and insisted that they have a conversation about the weird cigar moment at the wedding from earlier this season. Like Kelly, Howard also tried to deflect Ramona’s attempts at a confrontation by pointing out that his elderly father was sitting at the table behind them. Howard politely refused several times and eventually just straight up turned his back and ignored her. Barshop noticed the scene and stepped in to pull Ramona away.The convoluted cigar conflict is still incomprehensible. The whole thing started with Ramona owing an apology and now she’s demanding one? Is it clear to anyone why she is so upset?All this horseshit makes me actually miss Jill. Thankfully, she returns next week.
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