It is most annoying when I am making plans with a friend and she frames the agenda around her boyfriend’s needs. “My boyfriend wants to stay here.” or “I can’t. My boyfriend’s work schedule changed.” I get partnership, responsibility sharing and whatnot, but I don’t give a fuck about your boyfriend’s preferences. I’m friends with you and not your boyfriend. Chances are I’ve known you longer than you’ve known your boyfriend. I was here before your boyfriend. I will be here long after your boyfriend is gone. Please remember that truth when you dick me to swing off your boyfriend’s nutsack. Furthermore, your boyfriend would find you a lot more interesting if you had your own life and exercised a modicum of independence.
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