Let me summarize. According to Lindsay, every aspect of her life is a potential danger to her sobriety. Promoting a movie overseas? Too risky. Leaving the hotel room? Too many photographers. She doesn’t seem to realize that total imprisonment with a sober coach would make anybody want to use. Mostly the program consists of Lindsay painstakingly sorting her clothing and jewelry in different venues. Watching her try to match earrings is like watching a crackhead play Concentration. The “docu series” manages a peculiar blend of messy and mundanely boring.
Home > Lindsay Lohan