You haven’t fucked in months.
He abandons you.
She criticizes more than kisses.
Your futures don’t include each other.
You would rather be alone. 
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You haven’t fucked in months.
He abandons you.
She criticizes more than kisses.
Your futures don’t include each other.
You would rather be alone. 
Many of us want to get away from chemically-laden traditional antiperspirants, but how do we do this without sweating and stanking like some unwashed dready on Phish tour. The 90′s are mercifully over. It’s not a good look. Or odor.
At Coachella, my friend Annie told me this long-winded story about this great all-natural deodorant. When she got to the end of her description of this magical product, she couldn’t remember the name of it. Like porn without a money shot, I frustratingly informed her that such a build up without a climax is the conversational equivalent of blue balls. A few days after we got home, she emailed me the name of her beloved mystery anti-stink – Herban Cowboy.
Herban Cowboy makes natural deodorants aimed at men and women, but I prefer the version marketed to men. It smells earthy and fresh and seems to incidentally mellow the sweat. I wouldn’t trust it for a job interview or anything, but if you are looking to get away from controversial aluminum-based products consider Herban Cowboy’s vegan, natural deodorant. Why not unleash your natural funk? Cover up all your pheromones with chemical blockers and you’ll never get laid. 
