Tag Archives: Met Gala 2011

It’s a Bad, Bad Show

We hate Brad Goreski’s new reality show It’s a Brad, Brad World, right?  I gave it 2 episodes just to make sure I wasn’t prematurely dismissing the unnecessary spin-off, but his grating Canadian expat valley-speak hasn’t gotten any less annoying. With his bow tie overkill and predictable match-clash style, I’m so bored with him already.  Don’t brag about styling Jessica AlbaJessica Alba almost never gets it right.  Brad obviously thinks he’s really cute and doesn’t hesitate to remind the audience how adorable we are supposed to find him.  We all well know there can only be one prettiest girl in the room.  The question is, does Brad want to be that girl or style her?

MET GALA 2011: LONG LIVE MCQUEEN

Michelle Williams put a bird on it. Daphne Guinness and SJP in McQueen.

A disastrous Blake and shimmery Anna in Chanel (psst, saw it here first Feb 3rd).  Newd hued for the youngsters.This is not the couples portion of the pageant B. Madonna and that other GuyMarc Jacobs and Robert Duffy send a nod of the knee to McQueen’s heritage.  Tux on top, tartan down low.The ChristinasRicci>HendricksKristen Stewart sliced through the party in Proenza Schouler.Paltrow repped Stella McCartney.More beige-y neutrality from Zellweger and Hayek (also in McQueen), but Salma’s just-fucked hair was the best of the night. JLO served severity and overkill.  Bleeding Armadillo. An unexceptional showing from the supermodels: Gisele, Naomi, Carolyn, and Miranda. Hey Kayne.