What’s with the quiet talkers? Am I just listening to my music too loud, or are bitches basically whispering? There’s a mediocre vegetarian restaurant nearby staffed by limp, greasy hipsters. The tribe Deschanel waitresses speak in such hushed and dulcet tones you’d think they were confessing they’ve contracted the latest hipster herp and not taking a routine drink order in a packed restaurant. I’m not fan of loud talkers. I will actually urge my companions to keep it down in public if they get overly amped, but I also think this whispering trend is just another way of lessening oneself. Would it kill a bitch to speak clearly and directly? Besides, making me respond “what?” to everything you say is tedious for us both. Own your power and speak up bitch. Dampening yourself to seem cool is pathetic and antiquated.
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