Obviously, I bought Lena Dunham’s book Not That Kind of Girl because I’m a voracious consumer of all of Dunham’s creative output. It doesn’t disappoint. Girls fans will enjoy retreading source material in what I guess you would call her first book of essays. What I like most is her intelligent use of rarely used four letter words – example “ford the river.”I sat through a matinee of Gone Girl with the AARP set today. In case you haven’t heard, there’s Affleck and NPH peen involved. It’s a totally serviceable adaptation; true to the novel and stylish, but the movie lacks the urgency I felt while reading the book. At well over 2 dragging-ass hours, the movie could have benefited from an little edit to accelerate the overall pacing. In reflecting back, the best part of the cinema experience was listening to the grayhairs chuckle at the preceding Fifty Shades of Grey trailer.Did you hear that Wendy Williams is doing another couple shows at the Venetian for their Lipshtick series? With the exception of the Veggie House, I don’t love Las Vegas, but I do love Wendy Williams. Snag a ticket and I’ll meet you there. We’ll make it cute.