Rachel finally cornered Whitney (and the camera crew) in the guest bathroom at a pool party. With very little solicitation on Rachel’s part, Whitney bent her over the sink and turned her out unbeknownst to the sunbathers just outside.Kacy and Cori visited the fertility specialist who advised baby vessel Cori to kick cigarettes for maximum fertility. Cori hired a Mark Harmonesque hypnotist named Bruce to cure her of her addiction. Immediately after Bruce broke the induced trance, Cori felt the treatment worked.Apparently, the spell’s magic only had a shelf life of about 6 hours, because later that evening Cori was crawling out of her skin with a raging nic fit. Thinking an electric cigarette might ease her suffering, Cori made Kacy drive her from gas station to corner store on the hunt for the elusive device. In the process of hitting up store after store, Cori left her phone behind, and completely lost her shit when she discovered it had gone missing.Several castmembers ended up at the same girlparty PYT. Everyone seemed to enjoy mellow fun until one of Whitney’s wasted friends Chas started calling Claire a “deb” from New York. A debutante burn? No, apparently “deb” for “Debbie Downer” was the stated explanation, but that doesn’t really make much sense, right? Was Chas implying it was desperate to relocate from New York to catch shine off a lezzie reality show? Is Chas bitter she didn’t make The Real L Word cut? For the most part this show prefers its lesbians of the lipstick or soft butch variety, and Chas is Dan Connor-flavored.
Romi’s friend Drew is a 12-stepper and is easing Romi into the recovery scene. With Romi abstaining and Kelsey boozing, the two constantly clash and even discussed parting ways. At 23, Kelsey’s still naïve enough to think this is a lasting arrangement. In a last ditch effort to salvage the relationship, Kelsey pronounced that she too will quit the bottle. Quite sure she can’t make it at a club without a drink, she phoned Romi’s sober buddy Drew to take her to AA. Romi reacted selfishly to the news that Kelsey and Drew spent the evening cuddled in bed watching movies and threw a childish fit. Drew did drop this little nugget of wisdom, “If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you’ll piss all over today.” Could someone please embroider that on a pillow for me stat?Trading on her new-found recognition among the Lesbian community, professional pussy party pusher Whitney hosted her own girlparty Juicy (grossy). Whitney and HBICs at The Real L Word deserve a little credit; many shows (eehhemm Hills) don’t want stars to acknowledge the reality of how fame affects their lives after the first season airs. At least Whitney straight up acknowledges (with a hint of embarrassment) that she’s more or less succumbed to milking her F-list celebrity status.