I’m working a 35 day uninterrupted stretch, and I really needed to clean my house today. After triumphing over a vacuum repair, I was bummed to discover my washing machine is on the fritz. As the device is less than a year old, this glitch makes me frown. At least my house is clean now, even if I can’t do laundry. I ain’t got time for testy appliances. Fuck a boyfriend, I need a handyperson.
After the premiere last night, I needed to sleep on my feelings about the new RHNY Housewife Kristen Taekman. In a word – vacant. Would it kill Andy to cast a intelligent woman to raise the discourse above girlish clichés and screeching hysteria? I hate to say it, but since Bethenny left the RHNY the show has been extra boring and super fake.People keep coming up to me and complaining of a sore throat. I ask them if they have humidifiers. They never do. That’s why your throat hurts! Moisten the air fool.